(Da-doo)
I was walking in the Wholesale Flower District that day
(Shoop da-doo)
And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man
(Chang da-doo)
He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings
(Snip da-doo)
'Cause he knows, you see that, well, strange plants are my hobby
(Da da da da da da-doo)
He didn't have anything unusual there that day
(Nope da-doo)
So I was just about to, you know, walk on by
(Good for you)
When suddenly and without warning
There was this
(Total eclipse of the sun)
It got very dark
And there was this strange humming sound
Like something from another world
(Da-doo)
And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there
(whoop-see-do)
Just, you know, stuck in, among the Zinnias
(Audrey Two)
I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before
But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways for a dollar ninty-five