Oh babynOh babynOh baby, are you sad and lonely?nWell I'm just doing fine (I want you to know)nThat never is an open seasonnTo kick you when you're done (I want you to know)nThat there's a sucker born every minutenSo now your covers blown (I want you to know)nBaby do you know how it can feelnTo be all on your own? (I want you to)nn(Then they'll turn on you)nOh it's truenFeel like a Chinese burnnAll over younWell-a well-anFeel you like karaoke-onnBaby do you cry with laughter?nOr are you cracking up? (I want you to know)nBaby did I leave you in stitches?nSplitting at the sides? (I want you to know)nBaby did you pull the punchline? nDid you bust a gut? (I want you to know)nThat baby this will end with your tearsnand isn't that a scream? (I want you to-)nn(Then they'll turn on you)nOh it's truenFeel like a Chinese burnnOn top of younWell-a well-anFeel you like karaoke-onnAnother fear, fearnAnother fear has gone awaynAnother love, lovenAnother love is here to staynnI know you knownIt's truenSo what you gonna do? (Awoo)nnI know you know nIt's truenSo what you gonna do? (Awoo)nnDoo wahnDoo wahnDoo wahnDoo wahnn(Then they'll turn on you)nOh it's truenFeel like a Chinese burnnAll over younWell-a well-anFeel you like karaoke-onnAnother fear, fearnAnother fear has gone awaynAnother love, lovenAnother love is here to staynnOh babynOh baby