You made me, baby, only half way homenAnd you decide to call me dog and gonMy name is Ferdi, don't you mess with menI'm going head on baby can't you seennI only wanna eat potato pienIt's hard to believe, but it's no lienI only farted, just don't breathenI wanna take you where you never beennnPeanut butter, vegemite, and porpoise, toonYou think this is bad, you smell my foodnI said stranger night from the startnAll I wanna do is light up your farts