LyricMeaning

Hassle: the Dorkening
MC Frontalot

i played hassle the dorkening once
had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds
and I didn't seem to need a mud card to win
hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned
see he'd just drawn a batallion of rolling explosions
plus a card that made me frozen
those and the roll of a twenty die did it
my last hit point had already got hitted
my last instant had already got acquitted
got called twice in a turn dimwitted
it didn't swell up my ego much
i played hassle the dorkening once

and I'm a make my own game up, and you won't know
which mode of the turn-phase we're in and when to go
and how to lay down cards and at what angle
i'm a have artifacts like Enchanted Kangol
and Mic of Spurious Rhyme Busting
And creatures like MC Chris On Robotussin
And MC Hawking who tramples for ample damage
The rules will be written in C++ and Spanish
and hit counters will increment only
the winner of the hand is the one who's the most lonely
because everyone quit
mumbling about futility and shit


  Purchase "Hassle: the Dorkening"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "Hassle: the Dorkening" Video   Play Spotify "Hassle: the Dorkening" Song   View Wikipedia "Hassle: the Dorkening" Entry   Receive Emails for Future MC Frontalot Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "Hassle: the Dorkening"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by MC Frontalot

  Bizarro Genius Baby   Canadia   Charity Case   Goth Girls   I Hate Your Blog   I Heart Fags   It Is Pitch Dark   Jacquelyn Hyde   Nerdcore Rising   Origin of Species   Pr0n S0ng   Secrets From The Future   Shame of the Otaku   This Old Man   Wallflowers

Related Songs

  Hassle - Sebadoh  Street Hassle: Street Hassle - Lou Reed  Vitamin R (Leading Us Along) - Chevelle  Easy - Terrorvision  Dancehall Queen - Robyn  Dance Hall Queen - Robyn  No Hassle Night - The Dead Weather  Vitamin R - Chevelle  Street Hassle - Simple Minds  White Hassle - Adrenalin O.d.  No Hassle - Robyn  White Hassle - Adrenalin O.D.  Street Hassle - Lou Reed  Kaleidoscope (Stereo Mix) - Procol Harum  Everybody's Better - Mighty Mighty Bosstones  Kaleidoscope - Procol Harum  Shasta Beast - Eagles of Death Metal  Foreplay - Clint Crisher  Xscape [Original Version] [Version]...  Xscape - Michael Jackson  Control Of The Knife - Girls Aloud  My Princess Is In Another Castle...  Gone - Cherry Monroe  Hassle Free Harmony - Her Space Holiday  Where There Are Horses - Cliff Richard  Noctourniquet - Mars Volta  Noctourniquet - The Mars Volta  Pac Man - Elliphant  No Drama - Speedmarket Avenue  Mister Misfortunate - Hadouken!  Mr Misfortune - Hadouken!  Johnny Law - William Elliott Whitmore  Mister Misfortune - Hadouken!  shit scene song - Elle Milano  Pressure - Nadia Ali  Eleanor's Castle (Allan Clarke) - Hollies  Eleanor's Castle (Allan Clarke) - Hollies  Everyday Another Conflict - Naked Aggression  Spreading the Dis-Ease - Agoraphobic Nosebleed  Equally Sympathy - Daryll-ann  Red Carpet Massacre - Duran Duran  Plain Jane Can Maim - A Cascade Dream  Spreading the Dis-Ease - Agoraphobic Nosebleed  A Punk Named Josh - Chopper One  How High the Mountain (Ronnie's Theme)...  Mutherfuker - Beck  The Dead Ones Look Like Dolls - The Brokerdealer  Eleanor's Castle - The Hollies  Eleanor's Castle - Hollies  Muthafukka - Beck  Everything Will Be Alright - J.J. Cale  Everything Will Be Alright - J. J. Cale  Mutherfucker - Beck  Future Home Of Stucco Monstrosity...  Building A Castle - Wendy McNeill  ode to street hassle - Spacemen 3  Street Hassle: Slip Away - Lou Reed  Street Hassle: Waltzing Matilda - Lou Reed  Temptation (feat. Erik Hassle) - Bondax  I Am Chemical - Poxy  Incarnation Of Evil - Dies Irae  Excursions Into Oh, A-Oh - Stereolab  Everything Will Be Alright - Eric Clapton  Blood in the Boardroom - Ani Difranco  For Dear Life - Prong  Guest List - Peter And The Test Tube Babies  I Probably Want You Now - Erik Hassle  The Death Of Song - White Hassle  Another Day Passes - White Hassle  2 Fingers Cross'd - White Hassle  Watertank - White Hassle  I Was Sleeping - White Hassle  Lazy Susan - White Hassle  Jealousy (Will Get You) - White Hassle  The Indiana Sun - White Hassle  She's Dead - White Hassle  Health Food Store - White Hassle  Life Is Still Sweet - White Hassle  I Can't Imagine (That You're Happy) - White Hassle  Resolution (Resolution) - White Hassle  Say For Me - White Hassle  Let Me Drive Your Car - White Hassle  Sandlot Shuffle - White Hassle  The Beating Of My Heart - White Hassle  Matchsticks to Bonfires - White Hassle  All The Night Long - White Hassle  Sweet Eloise - White Hassle  The Star Position - White Hassle  I Will Be Thine - White Hassle  Your Language - White Hassle  Your Turn - White Hassle  Neon, Not The Night - White Hassle  The Thanks I Get - Erik Hassle  All I Wanted Was You - Erik Hassle  Bump In The Road - Erik Hassle  Wanna Be Loved - Erik Hassle  Love Me To Pieces - Erik Hassle  Stay Away - Erik Hassle  Vodka Talking - White Hassle  Stains - Erik Hassle  Sometimes When It Rains - Erik Hassle  I Am Not An Island - Erik Hassle  Arrows - Erik Hassle  Taken (Still In My Blood) - Erik Hassle  Are You Leaving - Erik Hassle  Last Rider - Erik Hassle  Make It In Time - Erik Hassle  Bitter End - Erik Hassle  Back To Bed - Erik Hassle  First Time - Erik Hassle  One Big Memory - Erik Hassle  Hurtful - Erik Hassle  Isn't It Obvious? - Erik Hassle  Feels Like The First Time - Erik Hassle  I Probably Want You Know - Erik Hassle  Talk About It - Erik Hassle  Innocence Lost - Erik Hassle  Pathetic - Erik Hassle  No Words - Erik Hassle  Ready for You - Erik Hassle  Somebody's Party - Erik Hassle  Don't Bring Flowers - Erik Hassle  Smaller - Erik Hassle  Stay - Erik Hassle  If Your Man Only Knew - Erik Hassle  Grace - Erik Hassle  If You Want Me To Stay - Erik Hassle  Even Those That Live Like Gods Shall Die Like Slav...  Astronaut - Abernethy  White Picket Fence - Victim's Family  Oranges and Lemons - Book of Love  Nixon Love - Inspection 12  Nowhere With Love - Harry Connick, Jr.  Still Slippin' - Krs-One  Still Slippin' - Krs-One  See Through - Cuckoo  Wag Mong Aminin - Rico Blanco  Murder In Hollywood - D.O.A.  Live to Win - Motörhead  Nasty Nas Freestyle, Part 1 - Nas  Live to Win - Motörhead  Live To Win - Motorhead  Steal To Get Chased - Poppy And Tom  "Don't Take Me Down" - Frank Zappa  "Don't Take Me Down" - Frank Zappa  Riot - UK Subs  Mutherfukka - Beck  Mutherf***er - Beck  I Couldn't Run - Ball In The House  OutSide We Are Fine - You In Series  Baltimore - Stephen Malkmus  Big Adventures - ApSci  Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom...  Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom...  Don’t Save Me - Marit Larsen  Baby Took a Limo to Memphis - Guy Clark  Limited Writing - The Winston Jazz Routine  Don't Save Me - Marit Larsen  Psycho Babble - Flipp  Couldn't Be Sorry - 54-40  Hooray!! [Severed Heads and the Mormon Choir]...  Hooray!! [Black Lung and the Death Jungle 2000]...  Hooray!! [Space Cat and the Joys of Annihilation]...  Hooray!! [Haujobb and the Breadth of Destruction]...  Hooray!! [Black Lung and the Cast of Thousands]...  Hooray!! [Shinjuku Filth and the Final Dump]...  Feed the Birds - Fleshies  The Might Come Back Club - Hallelujah the Hills  Free - Ben Kweller  Mummy Beach - Hot Lava  It Ain't Nothing New Babe - Johnny Cash  Daphne Descends - Smashing Pumpkins  Daphne Descends (Kerry B. Mix)...  Without Fire - 764-HERO  Vitiamin R (leading us along) - Chevelle  Twist Of Fate - Siobhan Donaghy  Shut Your Fucking Mouth And Use Your Fucking Brain...  Justice - Buju Banton  Daphne Descends - The Smashing Pumpkins F/  Play - Wally Boy Wonder  Down [#] - Something Corporate  Down - Something Corporate  Mr. Indignent Erection - Crotchduster  Mr. Indigent Erection - Crotchduster  Politricks - Sepultura  Adderall Admiral - Danny Brown  Keep It Close To Me - Superdrag  Beggar Man - Molly Hatchet  Kids Don't Follow - The Replacements  Kids Don't Follow - Replacements  parade on my rain - Sunset Valley  If Ya Want My Love - Joan Jett  If Ya Want My Luv - Joan Jett and The Blackhearts  Lazy Lover - The Supernaturals  Macho - Parokya Ni Edgar  Never Home - Craig Cardiff  Half Way There - Hunter  the funnest song ever - Dwight Yorke  Round Round Round - Grant Squire  Flying Home - Duke Ellington
  Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.