Come along mate,nYou gotta cheer up,nI know down on your luck but,nDon’t be down in the dumps,nDon’t be down in the dumps,nYeah don’t be down in the dumps,nI know you’re down on your luck but,nYou got to listen up.nnCoz real lads,nThey don’t sink,nThey brush it off.nThey hold up.nThey take it on the chin.nAnd nice girls,nWon’t leave you out of pocket,nWon’t make you buy their mates all their drinks,nThen leave you there to sock it.nnAnd OH OH OH OH!nHe’s only gone and done it.nShe’s dumped him again.nAnd OH OH OH OH!nHe’s only gone and done it again.nnSo tell it to me straight now,nAre you one of those guys,nWho always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?nAnd switches on and off from girlie to girl,nMisfortune always turning your world.nnMister MisfortunenWe need to sort you,n(Check!).nnAnd all our friends agree,nThat since the age of fourteen,nYou’ve played to lose and took the blues,nYou need a slap on the cheek,nCoz now it’s gone too far,nYou need a swift reminder,nSo lick your straightener scars,nAnd dry your eyeliner.nnAnd OH OH OH OH!nHe’s only gone and done it.nShe’s dumped him again.nAnd OH OH OH OH!nHe’s only gone and done it again.nnSo tell it to me straight now,nAre you one of those guys,nWho always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?nAnd switches on and off from girlie to girl,nMisfortune always turning your world.nnMister Misfortune,nMister Misfortune.nWe need to sort you,nMister Misfortune.nnDon’t be down in the dumps,nDon’t be down in the dumps,nI know you’re down on your luck but.nnDon’t be down in the dumps,nDon’t be down in the dumps,nI know you’re down on your luck but,nYou got to listen up.nnYou got to listen up.nnHe’s only gone and done it again.nnSo tell it to me straight now,nAre you one of those guys,nWho always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?nAnd switches on and off from girlie to girl,nMisfortune always turning your world.nnSo tell it to me straight now,nAre you one of those guys,nWho always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?nAnd switches on and off from girlie to girl,nMisfortune always turning your world.nnOH OH OH OH!nAnd OH OH OH OH!nYou go to listen up.