Once upon a time in a land called fuckLived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluckMickey Mouse wore a rag pants in a sagNeighborhood kingpin but his brother was a fagDonald had beef so Mickey couldn't sleepThey was hootin for a while and it was gettin kinda deepBugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spotsKnown to hit a five from a mile with a shotGoofy was Mickey Mouse righthand manOne day smoked a stick, and came up with a brandCalled Pixie and Dixie, two killers from ChicagoA game of 5K, to eliminate DonaldBut what they didn't know, is Donald was a GHad big time respect, from the West to the EastHaps up see, and listen to the funkFirst chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghettoHuey and Duey and Louie with aShot down Mickey Mouse made.. MinnieEverybody know Minnie got shot downAnd the cop on the case was Huckleberry HoundHuckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of DogEye-witness to the crime was Kermit the FrogBut Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testifyPixie and Dixie just did a drivebyOn Donald Duck, but they shot and they missedAnd now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissedCause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy ElmerBugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin cornerThe future's lookin shitty in fuck citySo they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss PiggyShit's on the street, no that's how it goesScene two in the funky cartoon from the ghettoNow the war is on and Mickey Mouse is deadQuick Draw Mcgraw took two to the headHuey and Duey and Louie got caughtAnd now they in the county, ready to sell outPixie and Dixie's on the run from the mobCause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the jobBugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunkBullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pumpDonald got the word that his nephews was snitchinSo Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchenGoofy was a punk and everybody knewHim and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brewIn the alley out back, in the corner in the darkBut they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the SharkDonald Duck got the whole damn city sewed upIn a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck
Lyrics by Coolio
[Instrumental] 1-2-3-4 (sumpin' New) 1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New) [Timber Mix] 1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4 (Sumpin' New) 2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk 2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk A Thing Goin On A Thing Goin' On A Thing Going On All The Way Live All The Way Live (now) Aw Here It Goes Aw Here It Goes [theme From Kenan And Kel] Aw Here It Goes [Theme from Kenan and Kel][#] Bright As The Sun Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood Bring Back Somethin' Fo Da Hood C U When I Get There C U When U Get There C U When U Get There (Album Version) C U When U Get There (Bill & Humberto's Orchestra ... C U When U Get There [Amended LP Version] [Version... C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestr... C U When U Get There [Ren Swan's Mix] C U When You Get There Can I Get Down 1X Can I Get Down 1x [Amended LP Version] [Version] Can U Dig It Can U Dig It [Amended LP Version] [Version] Can-O-Corn Country Line County Line Cruisin' Cruisin' Crusin' Devil is Dope Do It Drama Exercise Yo Game [Clean] Exercise Yo' Game Exercise Yo' Game Fantastic Voyage Fantastic Voyage (Timber Mix) Fantastic Voyage [Album Version] Fantastic Voyage [original Version][mix] For My Sistas Fucc Coolio Gangsta Walk Gangsta's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Gangstas Paradise Gangster's Paradise Gangsters Paradise Get Up Get Down Geto Highlights Geto Highlites Ghetto Square Dance Hand On My Nutsac Hear Me Now Hit 'em Hit 'em High Hit 'em High (the Monstar's Anthem) Hit 'em Hit 'em High Homeboy Homeboy [Amended LP Version] [Version] I Breaks 'em Off I Breaks 'em Off I C U When U Get There I Like Girls I Remeber I Remember I Remember [Album Mix] I See You When You Get There I'm Seein' Bodiez in The Alley & Blood in The ... I'm Seein' Bodiez In The Alley And Blood In The Va... Interlude Interlude [Amended LP Version] [Version] Intro Is This Me Is This Me? Island Hop It Takes A Thief It's All The Way (now) It's All The Way Live It's All The Way Live Kinda High Kinda Drunk Kinda High, Kinda Drunk Knight Fall Knight Fall [Amended LP Version] [Version] Knock Out Kings Knockout Kings Lady And A Gangsta Let's Do It Let's Do It [Amended LP Version] [Version] Let's Do It Life Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradi... Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta... Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta Mama, I'm in Love wit a Gangsta Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta Mary Jane Money (dollar Bill Y'all) Money (dollar Bill Y'all) My Soul My Soul [Amended LP Version] [Version] N Da Closet Nature Of The Business On My Way To Harlem One for the Money One Mo One More Night Ooh La La Ooh La La [Album Version] Ooh La La [Amended LP Version] [Version] Recoup This Rollin' With My Homies See You When I Get There See You When You Get There Shake It Up Show Me Love Slip Away Smilin' Smilin' Smokin' Stix Smokin' Stix Somebody's Gotta Die Somebody's Gotta Die Sticky Fingers Sticky Fingers (Alternate Sticky Fingers (alternate) Street Life By Beenie Man Sumpin' New Sumpin' New Sunshine Take It to the Hub That's How It Is That's How It Is The Devil Is Dope The Revolution The Winner Thought You Knew Throwdown 2000 Throwdown 2000 [Amended LP Version] [Version] Thru The Window Too Hot Too Hot [Clean] U Know Hoo U Know Hoo! Ugly Bitches What is an MC What Is An Mc? Would You Still Be Mine