Ugly Bitches
Coolio

A bitch is a bitch and we all know

that a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so

if you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one

but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one

So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie

and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties

A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker

and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker

Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson

Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin

Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin

But everytime I see her, you're beggin

Go get you a girl that got somethin goin

Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon

Now you want to fight 'cause you're baggin on your Mrs

But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

But now that I'm grown I leave em alone

'cause I went from rags to riches

They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch

look like buckwheat mixed with opi

Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor

and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up

Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin

but the very next day you was with the bitch again

Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo

but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho

I don't know what possessed you, nigga

Stand that hooker in front of a trigger

Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo

To niggas like you I gotta say Choo choo

Dig a ditch down in desperation

Send that monster on a permanent vacation

The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen

'cause some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

But now that I'm grown I leave em alone

'cause I went from rags to riches

Interlude

Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me

Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G

Holdin her hand as he walks through the plaza

I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter

The girl is done so take her ass off the oven

Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent

Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron

And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin

into a trap 'cause now the whore is pregnant

9 months later and she's squirted on an insect

He don't want to claim it, she went and got a test

Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque

My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor

One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her

Riches to rags and rags to riches

but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had

came from some ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

It seems kinda sad 'cause this pussy I had

came from some ugly bitches

Outro:

So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,

droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up

teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,

AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's

wrong wit you?

(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga.

That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)


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  [Instrumental]   1-2-3-4 (sumpin' New)   1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New) [Timber Mix]   1,2,3,4   1,2,3,4 (Sumpin' New)   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   A Thing Goin On   A Thing Goin' On   A Thing Going On   All The Way Live   All The Way Live (now)   Aw Here It Goes   Aw Here It Goes [theme From Kenan And Kel]   Aw Here It Goes [Theme from Kenan and Kel][#]   Bright As The Sun   Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood   Bring Back Somethin' Fo Da Hood   C U When I Get There   C U When U Get There   C U When U Get There (Album Version)   C U When U Get There (Bill & Humberto's Orchestra ...   C U When U Get There [Amended LP Version] [Version...   C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestr...   C U When U Get There [Ren Swan's Mix]   C U When You Get There   Can I Get Down 1X   Can I Get Down 1x [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can U Dig It   Can U Dig It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can-O-Corn   Country Line   County Line   Cruisin'   Cruisin'   Crusin'   Devil is Dope   Do It   Drama   Exercise Yo Game [Clean]   Exercise Yo' Game   Exercise Yo' Game   Fantastic Voyage   Fantastic Voyage (Timber Mix)   Fantastic Voyage [Album Version]   Fantastic Voyage [original Version][mix]   For My Sistas   Fucc Coolio   Gangsta Walk   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangstas Paradise   Gangster's Paradise   Gangsters Paradise   Get Up Get Down   Geto Highlights   Geto Highlites   Ghetto Cartoon   Ghetto Square Dance   Hand On My Nutsac   Hear Me Now   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Hit 'em High (the Monstar's Anthem)   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Homeboy   Homeboy [Amended LP Version] [Version]   I Breaks 'em Off   I Breaks 'em Off   I C U When U Get There   I Like Girls   I Remeber   I Remember   I Remember [Album Mix]   I See You When You Get There   I'm Seein' Bodiez in The Alley & Blood in The ...   I'm Seein' Bodiez In The Alley And Blood In The Va...   Interlude   Interlude [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Intro   Is This Me   Is This Me?   Island Hop   It Takes A Thief   It's All The Way (now)   It's All The Way Live   It's All The Way Live   Kinda High Kinda Drunk   Kinda High, Kinda Drunk   Knight Fall   Knight Fall [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Knock Out Kings   Knockout Kings   Lady And A Gangsta   Let's Do It   Let's Do It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Let's Do It   Life   Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradi...   Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta...   Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mama, I'm in Love wit a Gangsta   Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mary Jane   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   My Soul   My Soul [Amended LP Version] [Version]   N Da Closet   Nature Of The Business   On My Way To Harlem   One for the Money   One Mo   One More Night   Ooh La La   Ooh La La [Album Version]   Ooh La La [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Recoup This   Rollin' With My Homies   See You When I Get There   See You When You Get There   Shake It Up   Show Me Love   Slip Away   Smilin'   Smilin'   Smokin' Stix   Smokin' Stix   Somebody's Gotta Die   Somebody's Gotta Die   Sticky Fingers   Sticky Fingers (Alternate   Sticky Fingers (alternate)   Street Life By Beenie Man   Sumpin' New   Sumpin' New   Sunshine   Take It to the Hub   That's How It Is   That's How It Is   The Devil Is Dope   The Revolution   The Winner   Thought You Knew   Throwdown 2000   Throwdown 2000 [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Thru The Window   Too Hot   Too Hot [Clean]   U Know Hoo   U Know Hoo!   What is an MC   What Is An Mc?   Would You Still Be Mine

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