Ghetto Cartoon
Coolio

Once upon a time in a land called fuck

Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck

Mickey Mouse wore a rag pants in a sag

Neighborhood kingpin but his brother was a fag

Donald had beef so Mickey couldn't sleep

They was hootin for a while and it was gettin kinda deep

Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots

Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot

Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man

One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand

Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago

A game of 5K, to eliminate Donald

But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G

Had big time respect, from the West to the East

Haps up see, and listen to the funk

First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Huey and Duey and Louie with a

Shot down Mickey Mouse made.. Minnie

Everybody know Minnie got shot down

And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound

Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog

Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog

But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify

Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby

On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed

And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed

Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer

Bugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin corner

The future's lookin shitty in fuck city

So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy

Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes

Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead

Quick Draw Mcgraw took two to the head

Huey and Duey and Louie got caught

And now they in the county, ready to sell out

Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob

Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job

Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk

Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pump

Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin

So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen

Goofy was a punk and everybody knew

Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew

In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark

But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark

Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up

In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck


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  [Instrumental]   1-2-3-4 (sumpin' New)   1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New) [Timber Mix]   1,2,3,4   1,2,3,4 (Sumpin' New)   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   A Thing Goin On   A Thing Goin' On   A Thing Going On   All The Way Live   All The Way Live (now)   Aw Here It Goes   Aw Here It Goes [theme From Kenan And Kel]   Aw Here It Goes [Theme from Kenan and Kel][#]   Bright As The Sun   Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood   Bring Back Somethin' Fo Da Hood   C U When I Get There   C U When U Get There   C U When U Get There (Album Version)   C U When U Get There (Bill & Humberto's Orchestra ...   C U When U Get There [Amended LP Version] [Version...   C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestr...   C U When U Get There [Ren Swan's Mix]   C U When You Get There   Can I Get Down 1X   Can I Get Down 1x [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can U Dig It   Can U Dig It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can-O-Corn   Country Line   County Line   Cruisin'   Cruisin'   Crusin'   Devil is Dope   Do It   Drama   Exercise Yo Game [Clean]   Exercise Yo' Game   Exercise Yo' Game   Fantastic Voyage   Fantastic Voyage (Timber Mix)   Fantastic Voyage [Album Version]   Fantastic Voyage [original Version][mix]   For My Sistas   Fucc Coolio   Gangsta Walk   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangstas Paradise   Gangster's Paradise   Gangsters Paradise   Get Up Get Down   Geto Highlights   Geto Highlites   Ghetto Square Dance   Hand On My Nutsac   Hear Me Now   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Hit 'em High (the Monstar's Anthem)   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Homeboy   Homeboy [Amended LP Version] [Version]   I Breaks 'em Off   I Breaks 'em Off   I C U When U Get There   I Like Girls   I Remeber   I Remember   I Remember [Album Mix]   I See You When You Get There   I'm Seein' Bodiez in The Alley & Blood in The ...   I'm Seein' Bodiez In The Alley And Blood In The Va...   Interlude   Interlude [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Intro   Is This Me   Is This Me?   Island Hop   It Takes A Thief   It's All The Way (now)   It's All The Way Live   It's All The Way Live   Kinda High Kinda Drunk   Kinda High, Kinda Drunk   Knight Fall   Knight Fall [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Knock Out Kings   Knockout Kings   Lady And A Gangsta   Let's Do It   Let's Do It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Let's Do It   Life   Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradi...   Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta...   Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mama, I'm in Love wit a Gangsta   Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mary Jane   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   My Soul   My Soul [Amended LP Version] [Version]   N Da Closet   Nature Of The Business   On My Way To Harlem   One for the Money   One Mo   One More Night   Ooh La La   Ooh La La [Album Version]   Ooh La La [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Recoup This   Rollin' With My Homies   See You When I Get There   See You When You Get There   Shake It Up   Show Me Love   Slip Away   Smilin'   Smilin'   Smokin' Stix   Smokin' Stix   Somebody's Gotta Die   Somebody's Gotta Die   Sticky Fingers   Sticky Fingers (Alternate   Sticky Fingers (alternate)   Street Life By Beenie Man   Sumpin' New   Sumpin' New   Sunshine   Take It to the Hub   That's How It Is   That's How It Is   The Devil Is Dope   The Revolution   The Winner   Thought You Knew   Throwdown 2000   Throwdown 2000 [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Thru The Window   Too Hot   Too Hot [Clean]   U Know Hoo   U Know Hoo!   Ugly Bitches   What is an MC   What Is An Mc?   Would You Still Be Mine

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