Frat Guys
Adam and Andrew

Join Alpha Beta Pi where the fun never endsnFor 300 bucks a quarter you can buy your friendsnYou want to join to our prestigious brotherhood you got itnYour first job will be to clean up our vomitnnIt’s hazing time what to do? Hey I got it nHow about something homoeroticnAnd if you pass out, on your face we’ll draw a dicknGive each other high fives and urinate in publicnnAnd our house is full of trash and sleazenFall asleep on the floor and you’ll get a diseasenBut our respect for diversity gives us pridenWe’re the only frat on campus with 2 black guysnnLots of drugs and really cheap beernWhich we drink until we can’t see clearnAnd if we get bored we’ll do each other in the rearnWe’re frat guysnnStay up all night having big partiesnWhere people wait 20 minutes in line to get a drinknAnd laugh when the clock says 4:20nWe’re frat guysnnSay hi to Big Mike he’s really greatnHe doesn’t like to bathe and 50 lbs overweightnHe drinks too much getting loud and obnoxiousnDid you go to class Mike? Naw, I was unconsciousnnSome of the frat guys are getting upsetnBecause of their lack of heterosexual sexnThat’s because of Brother Jim, Girls are all over his nutsnIsn’t he suspected of rape? Ya but he has a really nice buttnnAs for our President, he’s as cool as they comenWhen he graduates he plans on moving back with his momnThanks to the lessons he learned at Alpha Beta PinHe’ll be the coolest guy in the welfare linennAct real tough and get in fightsnAnd whistle at girls when they walk bynWe’re one step behind the evolutionary linenWe’re frat guysnnThere’s an old fraternity saying that goesnStop chasing a girl if they say sonBut if their passed out they can’t say nonWe’re frat guys n


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