Cruisin' in their big cars
And wastin' lots of gas
When are they gonna learn
That don't give 'em no class
Big lots full of mama's wagons,
Marquis, Trans-Ams, and Jeeps
All paid for by daddy
Ain't this life too cheap?
Frat cars, frat cars
I can't stand those frat cars
Crowding up the streets
With all those stupid Greeks
Fuckin' with the freaks
Let's tow them away!
Hangin' out their T- tops
And thinkin' that they're cool
And drinkin' beer in Izods
And actin' like a fool
Frat cars, they're so useless
Who needs them in our town
If we get rid of those frat cars
They're'll be no more frats around
Frat cars, frat cars
I can't stand those frat cars
Crowding up the streets
With all those stupid Greeks
Fuckin' with the freaks
Let's tow them away!