If I scratch your back you'll just stab me in minenand leave me to die alone - swallowed alive in the tide, the tide, the tidenYou seem to think that your shit don't stink.nAnd you put your panties on two legs at a time, time, timennDo me a favor before I depart and younReport to friends that I broke your innocent heart, heart, heartnDon't forget Muttzy your yappy black dog andnTake all those lawn gnomes and get them out of my yard!nnYou bitch! You harpy!nn'Cause I have grown so tired of the bullshitnAnd I know you're only acting up 'cause I don't push itnnThere was a leaf on a tree and it grew higher than the restnAnd it was closer to the sun and it was never second bestnUntil the fall withered all of the trees in its wakenAnd it got buried under all those piles of all those leave I rakednnThere is a special place in Hell for the one who felt compellednTo peruse my new apartment for expensive things to sellnBecause he got my new computer and he got my fucking ridenBut I guess that's just the price I paid to watch him burn alive