My name is Stagger Leenand I'm walking through the ice and snownand my girl threw me out last weeknand I'm fucking brokennothing but the starter in my pocket and my Colt .45ndon't look at me the wrong way n'cause I got nothin' to lose tonightnnWalk into JD's and put a dollar downnturn the dollar into a fewnI start drinkin' and I turn aroundn'cause I feel a pair of eyes burning into the back of my necknand he's whisperin' to the barkeepnthe God-damned fool won't stop staring at menso I shoot up from my seat and press the cold steel to his headnand said don't you know who the fuck I am?nnhe said Stagger Leenplease don't take my lifenI've got a kid back home and I've got a wifenhe said please Stagger, pleasenI'm a friend, not a foenbut your girl's with Billy at the FlamingonI just thought you should knownnI pistol-whip him in the teeth and walk outsidensteal the first fast car I seenand as my blood starts to boil I start to take a little ridenI leave the car runningnpull down the brim of my black Stetson hatnI look around and I see no witnessnone last drink from my silver flasknnI kick open the doornsee the bodies inter-twinednsee the fear in their eyesnI pull my Colt .45nand I feel divinenwhoaaaa!nnStagger Leenyou're a bad, bad mannOh, Stagger Leenyou're going straight to hellnnStagger Lee (Stagger Lee)nyou're a bad, bad mannOh, Stagger Leenyou're going straight to hell