I was born from my mother's anusnThe doctor slapped my dadnI turned around and licked dear mothernTo taste the goods she hadnnI was baptized in a public toiletnBreast-fed by a sewer ratnAt night I slept with leechesnBy day I bathed in fatnnGod bless our little bastardnGod bless our little shitnGod bless our brand new baby boynn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass like a turd full of cornn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass into a world full of scornnnI was raised in a vacant warehousenWent to school in Marcus HooknMom packed an enema bag lunchnJeffrey Dahmer taught her to cooknnEach day she fed me tamponsnStraight from her burning bushnEach night I changed her diapernUsed my tongue to wipe her tushnnGod bless our little bastardnGod bless our little shitnGod bless our brand new baby boynn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass like a turd full of cornn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass into a world full of scornnnYou may think this is quite absurdnBut mommy pooped me out like a greasy turdnn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass like a turd full of cornn'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)nBorn out the ass into a world full of scorn