Well, I bellied up to this bitch at the barnHey baby, can I push in your stool?nDidn't I see you in Beaver HuntnWith your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cuntnnWith your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cuntnWith your legs in the air just-a spreadin'' your cuntnnI'm a handsome sort of guynWith a good complexion and a stiff erectionnMaybe me and you could get togethernand... you know... heh, heh, hehnnI'm the type of guy to make things happennA little bit crazy, yeah, I might benBut I've got a few kinky ideasnLet's see, how can I put it lightlynnHmmm... Aaaa... Well... Here goes-nnI wanna spend some time in your behindnPoke and stroke 'til I shoot my slimenI've got me a mind to make some mookienStick my thick dick where you squirt your dookiennRun my tongue up and down your cracknBite your ass and give it a smacknSink my sub into your scrub (a scrub is a small bush)nEat the little bubbles when you fart in the tubnnI'll tell you something, pretty babynYou sure are lookin' finenAnd I can tell by the way you cross your legsnYou ain't never had a dick like minennNow I think you're startin' to catch my driftnAm I making myself clear?nOut of all these babes you're my favorite picknA lovesick chick who can suck good dicknnA lovesick chick who can suck good dicknA lovesick chick who can suck good dicknnI'm a horny sort of guynWith a nose for sluts and a taste for buttsnAllow me to elaborate... one . more . time...nnI'm the type of guy to lick your thighnEat me a box lunch down at the YnUse me some Crisco to grease my polenSlide it deep inside of your holennSuck your titty, lick your clittynEven use my tongue where it tastes kind of shittynScale you like a bass, feel up your grasssnStick my face in your ass when you pass gasnnI'll tell you something, pretty babynYou sure are lookin' finenAnd I can tell by the way you cross your legsnYou ain't never had a dick like minennI want me a gal who can cuss like a truckernMoan and groan and scream when I fuck hernUse her mouth like a turkey basternThat's right mama, moisten my meatnnI'd like to pay you a conjugal visit, babynSo quit playin' hard to getnI'll be shovin' my lovin' into your ovennUntil that fur gets soakin' wetnnListen up, you stuck-up bitchnI'll tell you one more timenYou may have fucked every guy in townnBut you ain't never had a dick like minennNow somethin' tells me you ain't gamenYou haven't even bothered to tell me your namenOr introduce me to your friendnShe's got a real cute face and a nice rear endnnI'll show you chicks the time of your lifenHey, what are you planning to do with that knife?nHoly motherfucking shit!nYou chicks just done me like John Wayne BobbittnnListen here you sexist pignWe may be a couple of whoresnBut with this knife we took a slicenAnd now we got a dick like yours
A Dick Like Mine
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