Almighty God, I'm not impressednAlmighty God, whom have you blessed?nMr. Deity has done nothing for menOr anybody else to any measurable degreennI'm quite disgusted with his work thus farnFilled with contempt for our most heavenly saviournAlleluia, Ave MarianAttend church and praise him, I've got a much better ideannIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his facenIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned facennI have no shame to take his name in vainnBecause Jehovah Schmehovah causes people so much painnnHis incompetence is totally at your expensenHe'll send the walls crashing in and never come to your defensennIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his facenIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned facennA punch in the face is the only answernFor a god who invented cancernDiphtheria, mumps, and AIDSnAnd then I hear someone say God saves?nnI'm not impressed with his amazing gracenI'll give thanks to God with a big fat punch in the facennIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his facenIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned facennEpilepsy, syphilis, polio, In God We trustnAsthma, lupo, chicken pox, I'm no longer OrthodoxnnColon cancer, bromidrosis, pyriases, tuberculosisnBow your head and say a prayernTo a useless God who doesn't carennIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his facenIf I ever meet God, I'm gonna punch him in his goddamned face
If I Ever Meet God, I'm Gonna Punch Him In His Face
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