Now let's you just drop them pants drop?Just take 'em right offCome on Squeal! Squeal!Just take 'em right offCome on Squeal! Squeal! Come on! Squeal! Squeal!(and other assorted squeals and cowboy sounds)Minds are empty, heads are hollow.You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.There's a place down there, where heads are square.Laws are tough and you are bare.Where is a lawman, there is a lawman.Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.It doesn't take much to kill a guy.Don't get in my face and ask me whyTexas is the placeHang 'em high!Beers, steers, and queersBeers, steers, and queersSquealTexas is full of women and willingEyes too close, filthy hillbilliesWho are these people, raised in barnsGhouls and fools, sex on farms.Texas hoedown, this is the lowdownYou're full of shit, destined to go downLet's go down and herd 'em upIf you agree, then let's word 'em upAnd if you don'tThen shut the fuck up!Beers, steers, and queersBeers, steers, and queersNow let's you just drop them pantsNow let's you just drop them pantsCowboyCowboyCowboyCowboyCome onI've spent my life, co kicking shitNot gonna give up, ain't about to quit.Life is a bucket bluffGetting rough, feeding stuffGet in my way,I'll knock you offBeers, steers, and queersBeers, steers, and queersI'm a crazy mother in a drunken stateA redneck ass wipe who thinks he's greatSo full of shit, diarrhea for fingersEverywhere I go, personality lingersSay you don't like my dialectI don't give a damn, so fuck your respectIf you're looking for a reason, don't look any fartherCause I'll give it to you baby, like your inbred fatherTake what you get if it does the jobTexas has religionRevolting Cocks are God!What they call it? The Revolting CocksBeers, steers, and queersCowboyBeers, steers, and queersThis is out of the house, and out of the house musicI am the creatorCowboyThis is out of the house, and out of the house musicI am the creatorCowboyI am the creatorCowboyThis is out of the house, and out of the house musicI am the creatorCowboyThis is out of the house, and out of the house musicI am the creatorCowboyThis is out of the house, and out of the house musicI am the creatorCowboyBeers! Steers! and Queers!CowboyHe he heWell, you're a city boy ain't ya (looking pretty boy)City Slicker(spits) (looking real good sure is)Drop your goddamn britches (whoo, sure is pretty ain't he)Damn I'm a make you squeal (I like this one. Let's get it!)Drop them britches, come on now (Let's get it!)Come on! Make you squeal like a pig, boy!Squeal now, come on, whee!(squeals)You want itYou have itCaught kicking ass (from a straight jacket)Yee-haw!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Jugs for nuggetsI love itStick a bottle up your assAnd then unplug itWho-haw!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Don't come cryingI don't explainThe trouble I makeMy moves I breakTell you right now, my shit stinksBeers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!Beers! Steers! and Queers!The Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting CocksThe Revolting Cocks
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