(feat. Stewie)[Singers:]Here is the tale of a babysitting job,The baby is something of a snob,[Stewie:]Oh, go fuck yourselves[Singers:]So listen very closely, and you'll findThat what they say is not the same as what's on their minds[Haylie:]Aren't you a cute little boy[Haylie's Thoughts:]Look at that melon shaped head[Stewie:]Having you here is a joy[Stewie's Thoughts:]And in an hour you'll be dead[Haylie:]Sit on my knee[Haylie's Thoughts:]Please don't go poo[Stewie:]Nice place to be[Stewie's Thoughts:]This one's for you[Both:]Babysitting is a bum deal[Haylie:]Why don't we watch Will & Grace[Thought:]Jesus, do I need a smoke[Stewie:]Jack puts a smile on my face[Thought:]Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke[Haylie:]I like your house[Thought:]The ceiling has cracks[Stewie:]I like your blouse[Thought:]Miss tj Maxx[Both:]Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]So they sat as time went by[Haylie:]Slowly as time could goThe baby blarred, and softly cursed[Stewie:]Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,And her hair made her look like a hoe[Haylie:]Time for your bottle my sweet[Thought:]This little brat smells like piss[Stewie:]Alway's a succulent treat[Thought:]While I suck that, you suck this[Haylie:]Aren't you a sight[Thought:]Look at him drool[Stewie:]You're a delight[Thought:]Damn you, you fool[Both:]Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]The diaper change was quite a job[Haylie:]The grossest I've ever seen[Singers:]The baby smiled and took a breath[Stewie:]And I grunted and pooped out a poop,That looked something like Matthew Modine[Haylie:]Someday you might meet a girl[Thought:]Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand[Stewie:]Maybe it's you my sweet pearl[Thought:]Darling, I'd rather fuck sand[Haylie:]Have a good night[Thought:]You little creep[Stewie:]Have a good night[Thought:]Die in your sleep[Both:]Babysitting is a bum dealBabysitting is a bum deal
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