Ho! It's another Christmas song!nWhoa! Get ready brother, nFor another christmas song!nThey play for a month, Ad infinitum nOne day it struck me, nSomeone must write them!nSo! It's another Christmas song!nnSanta Clause singing on naughty snow, nReindeer ringing in the mistletoe, nThe manger's on fire, nThe holly's a-glow, nHear baby Jesus crying ho ho ho!nnHey! It's another Christmas song.nYay! Another oft' returning, nRoyalty earning, Christmas song, nI've got plenty more, so go buy a modem, nLog on to iTunes and pay to download 'em!nPay! For another Christmas song.nnChestnuts glisten on a silent night, nSleigh-bells kissing by candle light, nThe tree is frozen, the winter's bright, nWho'd have thought the wise men looked so white?nnYou! Don't you wanna sing along?nTo! My humble yule tide, nDreamed up pool side, nChristmas song!nMake it part of your holiday cannon, nMake it the heart of my retirement planning!nand do! Sing another Christmas song!nnBeat it into 'em fellas!nWatch my feet fly!nnBut wait! Who's this?nnYoung ones starving on a dead-end street,nTaped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet, nHear what they carol as they huddle for heat, nPlease help the Colbert Children eat!nnWhoa! Just another Christmas song!nNo! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-song!nPublic to whom I'm so proud to have pandered, nPlease save my family and make this a standard!nGo! Join the ever-growing throng, nWho are singing, nAnd swingin', nWhile my kids are clinging to the hope, nMy register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing, nFrom another Christmas song!