Christmas Wrapping
Save Ferris

Hohoho woke up this morning

With a scary feeling

Realized it was november first

Christmas, oh my god it's nearing

what am I to do? I said

Then I covered up my head

Prayed for sleep for two more months

Until this holy mess is over

Wasn't that lucky turned on the tv

Beanie babies on the news

Biggest selling gift this year

What's a tired jew to do?

So tv off tried to escape

Called my friend from silverlake

Said to meet on fairfax for

Some coffee and a kugel

Talked about our fear and dread

Of tinsel lights and parties

Suddenly like a bad dream

Fairfax was transformed into a

Holiday paradise

Everywhere was hanukkah

Shiny sparkly blue and white

Isn't this a little soon?

I got up quick ran to the mall

Before my pain got any worse

What a stupid thing to do

I'm a sitting duck in santa's zoo

Suddenly I couldn't walk

I couldn't breath I couldn't move

Children running everywhere

Screaming 'tis the season

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I think I'll miss this one this year

December first the pain's half gone

Thought about adam's hanukkah song

He forgot to mention me

That's ok his song was better

Photograph on santa's lap

I'm over my fear of shopping

Bought gifts for all my goyim friends

One for each not eight

Sorting cards from all my friends

Sweet of them to take the time

One pile for all the christmas cards

From friends who just don't get it yet

Hanukkah day on overload

I just can't stop eating

I've had so many latkes that

My toches is gonna explode

Thought I'd walk it off

And so I walked to the kabbalah

Center just to kill some time

I thought I spotted madonna

Christmas day hanukkah's done

Woke up feeling funny

'cause I have lost half my hair

And I have spent all of my money

What's a jew to do today?

L.A. is a ghost town

Looks just like another year

Of movies and chinese food

Then suddenly I laughed and laughed

Caught on to what was happening

Christmas magic's brought this tale

To a very happy ending

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I couldn't miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I couldn't miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I wouldn't miss this one this year

Merry christmas

Merry christmas

I wouldn't miss this one this year

Purchase "Christmas Wrapping" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Christmas Wrapping" Video Play Spotify "Christmas Wrapping" Song View Wikipedia "Christmas Wrapping" Entry Receive Emails for Future Save Ferris Lyrics

Link to "Christmas Wrapping"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Related Songs

Early Christmas Morning - Cyndi Lauper Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass - All Time Low Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass (Single)... Milly Rock (Remix) - Rick Ross Christmas Wrapping - The Donnas Christmas Wrapping - Heather Morris Christmas Wrapping - Glee Cast Christmas Wrapping - Miranda Cosgrove Christmas Wrapping - Glee Christmas Wrapping - Waitresses Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses Christmas Wrapping - Spice Girls Christmas Wrapping - The Saturdays Christmas Wrapping - Kylie Minogue Christmas Wrapping - Kidz Bop Kids Christmas Wrapping - Saturdays Red Wrapping Paper - Creatures Merry Xmas, Kiss My Ass - All Time Low Early Christmas Morning - Cindi Lauper... The Christmas Waltz - Barry Manilow Christmas Is Just Around The Corner... The First Song - Band Of Horses The Christmas Song - Chase Coy It's Always Christmas At My House... Christmas Carousel - Peggy Lee Christmas Time Is Here - Brian McKnight CHRISTMAS IS HERE - Donna Summer Winter Vacation - Phineas And Ferb Winter Vacation - Bowling For Soup Christmas Brings Me Down - Sparks The Rescue Christmas on My Radio - Olivia Newton-John It Must Be Christmas - Chris Young All I Want Is You - Justin Bieber Cheetah-licious Christmas - Cheetah Girls All I Want is You [Acoustic] - Justin Bieber Justin Bieber All I Want Is You is a new song incl... The Cheetah-licious Christmas - The Cheetah Girls It's Different Now - Ice Choir Happy That You're Here - Rizzle Kicks Tiny Christmas... Winter Paradise - Destinys Child Blood Bunny Larkhall - Reuben Christmas In Downtown LA - Far East Movement Space On The Couch For Two... Winter Paradise - Destiny's Child Christmastime - Arrogant Worms, The Peppermint Winter - Owl City 364 Days To Go - Brad Paisley Feels Like Christmas - Straight No Chaser All I Really Want - Jagged Edge Christmastime - Arrogant Worms I'm Not Ready For Christmas - Alicia Witt On This Christmas Night - Marina V Love Lives In This Place - Patti Jo Roth-edwards Funk 1 - Crash Share This Day - Josh Kelley Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas... First Snow On Brooklyn - Jethro Tull Act of Being Polite - The Residents Wrapping Me Up in Luxury (Until the Morning Comes)... Wrapping Me Up In Luxury - Eleanor Mcevoy Love Lives In This Place - Patti Jo Roth Edwards Ghostface Christmas - Ghostface Killah Fruit Bats - (Smog) Fruite Bats - Smog Christmas Wrapping (with Iggy Pop) - KYLIE MINOGUE Tired of Wrapping - Judd And Maggie Ivory - Ember Swift Masterpiece - Big Thief Wrapping Paper - Cream Wrapping Paper [*] - Cream Wrapping Paper - Eric Clapton Wrapping Paper [#] - Cream Chrismas Wrapping - Spice Girls Wrapping Up Something - Buckethead What Is That You Say - Radiohead What Is It That You Say - Radiohead What Is That You Say? - Radiohead Under the Weather - Chris Young Here Comes That Feeling - Blue Öyster Cult Here Comes That Feeling - Blue Oyster Cult There's No Such Thing as a Jaggy Snake... Surgery Can't Fix A Broken Heart - Father Einstein There's No Such Thing As A Jaggy Snake... Impending Disaster - Devildriver Motion - Wintersleep Among Flowers And Shadows - Artrosis Broad-Shouldered Beasts - Mumford & Sons Broad-Shouldered Beasts - Mumford & Sons Speed Read - Jimmy Eat World It Goes Like This - Thomas Rhett Still Beautiful - Andy Grammer Desire The End - Dredd All The Same - Orgy Moth Defect - Decapitated A Badtime Story - Skyclad The Conductor - Oceana Atypical Suggestions by a Dead Artist - Cadaveria Wrapping Paper By Jack Bruce And Pete Brown... Really Love You - Mario Goodbye (to the worst) - Minus Tree Kurushi - Yoko Ono They Ate Themselves - The Robot Ate Me In God's Name - David Gray Frens - Ten Thousand Free Men & Their Families Hardcore - Uncle Outrage Split The Sin - Apollo My Town - Cody Sobieck Pyramid - Bombadil Kawaii - Alaska Put the drunk drivers on the guest list... Hardcore/April Is The Cruelest Month... Hardcore / April Is The Cruelest Month... Pistol Of Fire - Kings Of Leon Birth Skin \/ Death Leather - The Blood Brothers Hardcore \/ April Is The Cruelest Month... Yeah Boy - Kelsea Ballerini Still Livin' - Freddie Gibbs Sinking Man - Of Monsters and Men A Place Where Sand Meets Fog - Vindensång Mortuus Infradaemoni - Argentum Neon Hallway - Corbu Blood And Thunder - Poi Dog Pondering Jekyll - Hiatus Kaiyote Burning Flag Birthday Suit - Guided By Voices River Run - Postdata The Pure Nymph - Gothica Goodbye Roseland - Styx Come with the Storm - Barrabás Black Diamond - 100 Monkeys Bad Times - Kim Mitchell Ditto - One Chance Serial - Trey Songz A Dustland Fairytale (from Day & Age, 2008)... A Dustland Fairytale (Plus Reprise) - The Killers Dustland Fairytale - The Killers Life Ain't What It Seems - john butler trio Life What It Seems - John Butler Trio Two Friends Like Us - Musee Mecanique The Future of the Moon - Get Back Loretta Devils House Part III - Kat Love Falling Down - Tony Vincent Not There - Pace of Glaciers Wrapping Paper - Graham Parker - Graham Parker Saint Jerome, My Baby Tames Lions - Chet Mail Myself To You - Woody Guthrie You Can't Be My Girl - Darwin Deez Ice Cream City - Christmas Holy Night - Christmas Jolly Old St. Nicholas - Christmas Jingle Bells - Christmas We Three Kings Of Orient Are - Christmas I Keep Falling In Love With You... Salty Lips - Sahara Hotnights No Surprise - Daughtry Reasons to Fall - Lauren Hoffman Watch It Burn - Disciple Mercurochrome - Sugarplastic Penguins - Shady Bard Giants Orbiting - Discovery Of A Lifelong Error Heavy Heart - Madi Diaz Singer-Songwriter - Aidan Knight All The Same - Ozzy Osbourne Your Kindness - Dan Macaulay The Music (intro) - Bishop Nehru I'm A Rapper - Marcus Butler Xtina's Xmas - Christina Aguilera Christmas Is - Lou Rawls Christmas Is - Bing Crosby Christmas Is - Vanessa Williams It's Christmas - Ashanti Baby Please Come Home - Anberlin Xtina's Xmas - Aguilera Christina Christmas Children - SheDaisy At Christmas Time - Luther Vandross Baby Please Come Home (Christmas) - For Our Hero Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Smash Mouth Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Dion Merry Christmas Lil' Mama - Chance The Rapper Christmas Pipes - MÃ¡irÃ©ad Nesbitt Christmas Children - Christmas Song Christmas Pipes - Celtic Woman Christmas Is - Percy Faith Come On Christmas, Christmas Come On - Ringo Starr Something In The Air - Rachelle Ann Go A Poem I Wrote For Your Hair - Kenny Rogers Serpents - Easy Rider Dripping Down - East India Youth Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - U2 Christmas (baby, Please Come Home) - U2 Christmas Time Is Here Again - Ringo Starr Santa Claus Is Back In Town - My Morning Jacket Santa Claus is Back In Town - Delta Goodrem That Spirit of Christmas - LeAnn Rimes O Tannenbaum - The Platters Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love Christmas Is Here Again - Aegis Santa Claus Is Back in Town [#] - Elvis Presley Santa Claus Is Back in Town - The Jordanaires Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Frank Sinatra

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.