Charlene-2: When a dictator gets deposed,And then he's thrown into the DOC...Doofenshmirtz-2: Oy vey!Charlene-2: His wife is thrown in right beside himUnder key and lock.So to avoid a situationWith such limited appeal...Doofenshmirtz-2: Me and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz,We struck a little deal.Charlene-2: We told everyone around usWe had split.Doofenshmirtz-2: Yes, we were through!So, if they came to haul me off,They wouldn't get her, too.Charlene-2: There's that and then there's also taxAdvantages, of course.Doofenshmirtz-2 and Charlene-2: All the convoluted reasonsWe pretend to be divorced.We get double the amountOf discount coupons in the mail.We have twice the junk to offerIn our annual yard sale.We each have our separate bathrooms,Bedrooms, living rooms, and dens,We see each other all the timeBut through a telescopic lens.Charlene-2: We don't agree on restaurantsOr where to holiday.Doofenshmirtz-2: But now for those activitiesWe go our separate ways.Doofenshmirtz-2 and Charlene-2: We spend so little time together,Conversation's never forced.All the convoluted reasonsWe pretend to be divorced.
Lyrics by Phineas And Ferb
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