Reasons to be miserableGive my brain a pain;Very little turns me on,Marvin is my name.I'm a robot, it's my lot,A robot full of cares;I'd feel a little betterIf they broke me up for spares.Everything I say or doI find the world condemning,If I had my time againI'd rather be a lemming.I'm just a menial robot.Oh well.They drive me crazy with their:Marvin close the doorWell isn't enough to make you ---Tidy up the floorYou know it spoils a robot's day.Marvin when you've finished,You can put yourself away.I'm going to flip my lid,They treat me like a kid.Robot naughty, robot bad,Robot happy, robot sad,Who's a clever robot lad?It would drive a human mad.Robots are inhuman,Robots are inhuman,Human robots are in.Human robots are in.I get no satisfaction.I'm bored.Can't bear these humans when theyMake me do their work,I'd rather be a calculator.Treat me like a jerk,Ha ha ha that'll be the day.Pat me on the head,I'd rather be a percolator:It'd be no troubleJust to bubble life away.Don't get a holiday,Or friends to stay.How can a robot thinkWith his elbows in the sink?Marvin peel a grape (Marvin)Is there no escape? (Marvin)Marvin dig a hole (Marvin)Play some rock 'n' roll (Marvin).Yeah, dig it.I really hate it when theyUnderload my brain,Washing up the dirty dishes;Diodes give me pain,Walking dogs and feeding fishes,Driving me insane.Just a metal slave is what a robot isAnd always... will remain.
Lyrics by Marvin The Paranoid Android