Obey the Lord of this magic mushroom kingdom nHey MarionYou're gonna fucking dienCome with me back in time, come with me back to 1989 nMario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole nTwo Italians in an Asian world eating spaghetti with cat meatballs nJump up and squash a goombanFuck that give me fire power nBlowing in the cartridgenThis fucking piece of shit still won't fucking worknBought it from a tag salenYou fucking dicksnI want my dollar backnBlowing in the systemnWhat kind of bullshit is this anyway nThe controller is all sticky nownI should have never put those fucking stickers on itnThe Mario and Duck hunt gamenNothing beats it still to this day nI just want to shoot that goddamn dognMotherfucker don't you laugh at menThe ducks must be smoking crack nI'm 3 inches from the screen still missingnBow your head down when before the LordnHas that mushroom gone straight to your headn(Mario) HAIL King BowsernThay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up deadnDodging fireballs in this lava poolnWhere is that fucking bitch Princess ToadstoolnThank you Mario but our princess is in another castle nFind Princess ToadstoolnBring her to menMore than a kissnGet down on your kneesnI must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit nBullet Bill and the turtles with wings nThe Cheap-Cheaps and the fucking squid things nHammer brothers got the target on your balls nand they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's lawsnNo more continues no option to save nAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! nGame over.