Bathing in flames nThe stink of burning flesh nI shit my trousers what did you expect n AHershey’s stream of pain peanuts and corn galore nMr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war nErnie Keebler sucks the E.L. Fudge from my asshole nDips Dunkaroos into the sludge nPillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns nHe pokes and prods and waits for Nestle Quick to come nSnap crackle pop inside my pants nI feel my Grapenuts start to do a little dance nThen I hear the words of my fate nTony the Tiger screaming “They’re great” nSilly rabbit Trix are for kids nNow I’m being punished for being so selfish nIf I could start again nI would eat my Wheaties like Michael Jordan nThere’s a fantasy inside my ass nFamiliar characters from my childhood past nThis is not a bad acid trip this is Hell’s kitchen nLa puta de Chiquita Banana corta su cabeza nThe Chiquita banana bitch chops off your head nIt’s crazy it’s bad it’s not good nThe Twinkie cowboy steals the cream filling from my cock nThe Jolly Green Giant smashes my balls like two peas in a pod nOscar Mayer makes a bologna sandwich from the shriveled remains nAnd feeds it to the Devil Dogs nCharlie the Tuna with his Starkist tuna lid nGoes to cut my ass cheek gets the taint of my balls instead nThe Hamburger Helper glove tugs and rips off my cock nPuts it in a box of Fruity Pebbles now a prize in Bedrock nAunt Jemima pone siropa caliente encima de su bolso de bolas nAunt Jemima puts hot syrup on your ball bag nI’m shitting a rainbow of color nLa cocina del Diablo nNecesito un Pudding Pop en el culo nViva por Telemundo nNecesito un Slush Puppy en los testiculos.