Two Hookers (studio version)
Mindless Self Indulgence

2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Stupid people thinkin' I...am...cool.

I definitely give myself props
And that way I always get what I want.

I always try to keep my edge
With 2 hookers and an
8 ball niggaz and all the cold brothas
As I rock them niggaz and get
Freaky deaky with a front row tickets
For all of my bitches
Cuz my momma said to pick the very best one!

2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball,
It...ain't...that...fucking...hard!

I'm standing up to all my abuse
Inexperience is when I lose

I'm struggling to keep my edge
With 2 hookers and an
8 ball babies for all the fine ladies
Rollin out in my Mercedes
And into the 80's
With a bad case of rabies
And a high-top fades.

2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Stupid people thinking I...am...cool.

Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
One a day
Keep away from no mothafucka!

I'm not that fucking wonderful
Oh no, no,
I thought i told you to go.
I'm not that fucking wonderful
Oh no, no,
I thought i told you to go.
I'm not that fucking wonderful
Oh no, no,
I thought i told you to go.

Well then go,
Fuckin go!

8 ball niggaz and all the cold brothas
As I rock them niggaz and get
Freaky deaky with a front row ticket
For all of my bitches
Cuz my momma said to pick the very best one.

2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Stupid people thinking I...am...cool.

2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Can you believe that I write this shit?
2 hookers and an 8 ball,
Stupid people thinking I...am...cool.


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  1989 (Our Pain, Your Gain)   2 Hookers   2 Hookers (a.k.a. "2 Hookers&an Eightball")   2 Hookers (a.k.a. "2 Hookers&An Eightball") (Our P...   2 Hookers (live)   2 Hookers (Our Pain, Your Gain)   2 Hookers & An Eightball   2 Hookers & An Eightball (live)   2 Hookers & An Eightball (Our Pain, Your Gain)   2 Hookers and an 8 Ball (live)   2 Hookers and an 8 Ball (Our Pain, Your Gain)   2 Hookers and an 8-Ball   2 Hookers and an Eightball   2 Hookers and an Eightball (live)   2 Hookers and an Eightball (Our Pain, Your Gain)   3 S   3S   3S'   7-11 (Our Pain, Your Gain)   777-Bitches   Backmask (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Big Poppa   Bitches (µ-Ziq Mix)   Bitches (demo)   Bitches (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Bomb This Track (demo)   Bring The Cocaine   Bring the Pain (demo)   Bring the Pain (mega bass remix)   Bring The Pain (Method Man cover)   Bring The Pineapple   Brooklyn Hype (Part 1)   Cake   Capitol P (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Clarissa (GMD Acid Mix)   Clarissa (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Diabolical (live)   Dicks (a.k.a. "Dicks Are for My Friends") (Our Pai...   Dicks (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Dicks Are for My Friends (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Do Unto Others (Part 1)   Do Unto Others (part 2)   Ebay   eBay This Shit   Facing the Plastic (Serj Tankian, remixed by Mindl...   Faggot (demo)   Faggot (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Faggot (Pt. Grimm remix)   Genius   Golden I (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Greatest Love of All   Greatest Love of All (demo)   Greatest Love of All (Whitney Houston cover)   Hail Satan!   Hail Satan! (live at CBGB)   I Hate Everyone   I Hate Jimmy Page (Onyx Lyricz)   I Hate Jimmy Page (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Joke (full lyrics)   jx-47   Kick (remix)   Kick the Bucket (remix)   Kill the Rock (Our Pain, Your Gain)   La Di Da Di   La Di Da Di (Doug E. Fresh feat. Slick Rick cover)   La-Di-Da-Di (Doug E. Fresh feat. Slick Rick cover)   Last Gay Song (live)   Like Shit (live)   Make Me Cum   Make Me Cum (MySpace demo)   Make Me Cum (original demo)   Mark David Chapman (demo)   Mark David Chapman w spanish   MDC   MDC (demo)   My World (demo)   Never Wanted To Dance (Combichrist "Electro Hurtz"...   Never Wanted To Dance (Spider Dub Remix)   Never Wanted To Dance (The Birthday Massacre "Acap...   Never Wanted To Dance (The Birthday Massacre "Pans...   Never Wanted To Dance (Ulrich Wild "Voluptuous Met...   Never Wanted To Dance (Ulrich Wild Loud Mix)   Niggers   On It ("Grinder Mix" by Hollowboy)   On It ("The Tweaker Mix" by Chris Vrenna)   On It (Assemblage 23 Mix)   On It (KMFDM Remix)   On It (original radio mix)   On It (Remix by Antron 2600 of 8-Bit Suicide)   Panty Shot   Panty Shot (live)   Pay For It (album version)   Pay For It (demo)   Pay for It (Dubstep on Your Dirty Little Face Mix)   Pay for It (The Son of a Clown Remix - remixed by ...   Pay for It (The Wumpscut Mix)   Pimpz and Basketballz   Planet of the Apes (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Powerkiss   Prom (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Prove Me Wrong   Revenge (Alienating Our Audience)   Revenge (live)   Revenge (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Revenge (studio version)   Rip Off (live)   Royally Fucked (demo)   Seven-Eleven (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Shut Me Up (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Shut Me Up (Tommy Sunshine TSMV Still Filthy Remix   Step Up, Ghetto Blaster   Straight To Video (Clusteryiff Mix)   Straight To Video (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Straight To Video (Tommy Sunshine TSMV Extended El...   Stupid MF (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Stupid, Sadistic, and Suicidal (demo)   Stupid,Sadastic,Suicidal   Thank God (live)   Tom Sawyer (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Tom Sawyer (Rush cover)   Tornado (demo)   Tornado (original filthy demo)   Two Hookers (live)   Two Hookers (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Uncle (album version)   Uncle (demo)   Uncle (Our Pain, Your Gain)   Wack!   Wannabe (live) (Spice Girls cover)   What Do They Know? (Ken Muhammed- The Human Orches...   What Do They Know? (Mindless Self Indulgence vs. J...   What Do They Know? (Our Pain, Your Gain)   What Do They Know? (ProCon "Backstabber's Delight"...   What Do They Know? (VNV Nation "Maelstrom" Mix)   Written in Cold Blood   Written In Cold Blood (Mark Saunders Mix)   Xyzpdqbgs   You'll Rebel To Anything {As Long As It's Not Chal...

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