I'll keep my trap shut nWhen I think you've had enough nI'll button my lip up nWhen I'm ready to call it quits nnI guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts nWhen I don't get dinner nI'm not the devil's advocate nI can say my bit nnI'm wandering the parking lot nlike a stupid ox nWho was broken hearted nBut my butt feels fine nnIt's not like I'm a blank white page nWith nothing to say nLike a sweepstakes winner nAnd I can talk through my dick nnIt's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south nFor a long cold winter nWhere there's never any mail n(Happy birthday, dad) nnCrazy has come and he's on the run nPacking a snickers and a gun nHe's satisfied but he ain't having fun nGot his phaser set on stun nnYou're ashamed of the things that I say nCut me off, cut me off nCause I'm a simple man that says simple things nAnd I won't change nnCause I'm a rock star but who cares? nWhen all my friends think I'm a piece of shit nI'll finally make when I climb up the stairs nWell I don't care nnI kept my trap shut nStill I think you've had enough nI buttoned up my lip nDo you think you can handle it? nnIt's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south for a long cold winter nWhere there's never any mail nI'm wandering the parking lot like a stupid ox nWho was broken hearted nBut my butt feels fine nnI guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts nWhen I don't get dinner nI'm not the devil's advocate nI can say my bit nnIt's not like I'm a blank white page nWith nothing to say nLike a sweepstakes winner nAnd I still talk through my dick nnCrazy has come and he's on the run nPacking a snickers and a gun nHe's satisfied but he ain't having fun nGot his phaser set on stun nnYou're ashamed of the things that I say nCut me off, cut me off nCause I'm a simple man that says simple things nAnd I won't change nnI'm a rock star but who cares? nWhen all my friends think I'm a piece of shit. nI'll finally make when I climb up the stairs nAnd I don't care nnI'm a rock star but who cares? nWhen all my friends think I'm a piece of shit nI'll finally make when I climb up the stairs nAnd I don't care nnYou're ashamed of the things that I say nCut me off, cut me off nCause I'm a simple man that says simple things nAnd I won't change