(Intro)I don't know dude...I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuZ I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...And they need to take it up with me after the show...Because...(Chorus)These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...(Verse 1- Eminem)So I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I'm all likeWhat's up ladies, my name's Slim ShadyI'm the lead singer in D12 babyThey're all like Oh my god it's himBecky oh my fuckin' god it's EminemI swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rockPlease won't you please let me suck your cockAnd by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin', all the hot babesThrow their bras and panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalryCuz they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meBecause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me b(Chorus)These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...My band (repeated 8xs)(Verse 2- Swifty)You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on protoSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing roomCuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intect, tryna get on the mapDoin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back(Verse 3- Kuniva and Konartis)Look him little punk ass thinkin' he the shitYeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue(Em: No I had an interview not you two)You gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain't goin' to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say somethinHey yo Em(Em: You got somethin to say?!)Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, man what's upMan I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear man(Chorus)These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...(Verse 4- Proof)They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI'm gonna let the world know that proof is hotI Should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to stap on a dumbass fanEvery time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area code(Em: Proof carry my bag)Bitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)(Verse 5- Bizarre)God dammit I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some loopI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who's D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)Bitch are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, bitches think I'm cuteThen he told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne(Eminem)Girl why cant you see your the only one for meand it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my name(Chorus- Bizarre - {Bizarre also})These chicks don't even know the name of my band...{ha ha}But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...{Fuck Marshall}Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...My Band (Repeated 9x)(Outro)The hottest boy band in the world...D12!(Eminem as a salsa singer))I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's wanna danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where'd everybody go?)
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