Time keeps on skipping...nIt's your boy Skillz with the facts of the shownBack to recap 2004nNow, things started out cool and plainnUntil Janet whipped her boob out at the Superbowl gamenI know the girl moving cyclesnBut I never thought a nipple could make the whole world forget about MichaelnAnd rap needed something freshnIn comes 'Mr. Jesus Walks', Kanye WestnWe got him and Mel to thanknJesus walksnYeah, after 'The Passion', Jesus walks to the banknAnd every week a different hurricane hitnIf you ain't have a Blackbird you had a sidekicknThe gay governor came out and quitnAnd everybody and their mother had a 'Black Album' remix.nAnd even white people started saying 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'nAmerican Idol was dumbnWas I the only one who got sick of seeing William Hung?!nFantasia won, don't get it confusednBut with a mouth that huge, how could she lose!?nUsher did best againnIf Jilly wanted a comeback, she should've made a record thennThe Paris Hilton sextape got watchednAnd once that got cold, all she ever said was 'That's hot!'nRap made a lot of creamnLL came back looking like he was sixteennMase came back too, anybody peep it?nWhat's funny is he probably made more money preachin'nShyne was supposed to be the truthnYo, 'Po', once your next album comes out you should come out toonKobe had a little luck, but here's a fashion tip for the guysnNo more button-upsnWhite Tees I'll spare, ain't they like 54 dollars?nThey ain't goin' nowherenWho had a 'Live Strong' bracelet?nI did!nSad part is you probably don't know where your's is.nU.S. b-ball team got sliced, Roy Jones got his ass kicked twicenRappers couldn't behavenTony Yayo came outnRappers couldn't behavenTony Yayo came out and went back in a couple of daysnWanna throw up what you ate?nPicture Bridget Nielson in a hot tub with Flavor FlavnLil Flip came at TInAnd then Shaq came at me but I ain't sure whynBut I crushed the dudenThe day he beats me that'll be the day he won't mumble in his interviewsnLets get serious for a secondnWho thought Farenheit 9/11 would change the election?nFor a minute though, voting was flynAnd everybody had a shirt that said Vote or DienSeen on everybody from 50 Cent to JigganNewsflash to Puff, shirts didn't work *****nThe election was scarynDon't front, don't you feel bad for John Kerry?nFor a second he was a starnNow he's probably in a bar wishing Oprah had given him a carnDave Chappelle made a lot of cakenMary Kate Olsen proved money can't buy you weightnBeyonce was on firenHottest show on TV? Hands down that would have to be 'The Wire'nCan't believe Stringer got killednI been to B-More trust me, 'The Wire' is realnIf you lip syncing do it wellnAshley Simpson made a fool of herself on SNLnAdvice to the kids, don't chance itnSomething goes wrong in your life, screw it start dancing!nAnd designers were snoringnCouldn't do nothing with white tees so we started putting pictures on themnRed and Meth Show was put to restnDummy Move of the Year though? Ron ArtestnWe all watching like, 'Damn you believe this man,'n'Just put his hands up and swung on a fan?'nThe nutshell, I'mma make it clearnRon Artest spent 5 mill on half a cup of beernJealousy could be a sicknessnDon't believe me? ask Jay-Z, he could be a witnessnStarted out as The Best of Both WorldsnEnded with pepper spray and Kelly about to earlnAyo Kells, that was whack famnIn some ways you remind me of an old black mannYou know how they blame stuff on the white man?nHe took it up a notch and blamed it on the white lightning mannMartha Stewart hit the pennBritney got married, got divorced and got married againnAnd some rappers couldn't losenThey sold everything from booze to clothes to shoesnAnd some of ya'll don't thinknI'm from the hood dogg, we don't buy energy drinksnSo take that, rewind it backnUsher had the biggest hit with Lil Jon on the tracknIf not that, it was Joey CracknBecause even slow old people was trying to Lean BacknMatthew Knowles I know it hurt your heartnWhen Michelle fell on 106 and ParknSad case, no doubtnHow you fall on TV the day that ya album come out?nAnd here's a winner for surenThey say Young Buck tried to stab a boy at the Vibe AwardsnDre, he kept it gully DocnBuck earned his spot, he should be all over The DetoxnAnd ya'll prolly askin yaselfnWho is this dude that's talkin' 'bout everybody else?nAnd that question is the worst onenI'm Skillz homeboy, I'm the dude that made the first onenAnd Imma keep doing menR.I.P. to Rick James, Ray Charles and the ODBnI said I wouldn't do a wrap Up but I liednSo what the hell? Happy New Year Double 0-5