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Well Grab My Crotch And Call Me Michael
The Dave Palmer Seven

I didn't think I had a chance
To get to be your man
But then you came up to me
All sweaty from gym class

You asked me to be your macho man
To be tough and do what I can
And show you how funky strong is my fight
I couldn't believe my luck that night

They are out to get you
So you're leaving while you can
You wanna stay alive
And frankly, ya gotta do what you can

You'll always be my beauty queen
From the movie screen
Oh how I wish you'd come back to me
Billie Jean

Eventhough you're not my lover
Not my lover anymore


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