Yeah
Webby
Let’s hit you with some bars real quick
Axe murder a beat the way I spit a free
Lizzie Borden in the flesh come and get at me
Like the witch of the west, I roll wickedly
Can’t see me like Paranormal activity
Lickidy split, I rip shit quick-ily
Get ya camcorder out, b*tch just picture me
Killin’ shit everyday till you get sick of me
Cuz I been a beast since the priest christened me
Blowin’ up ya tape deck from C.T. to Great Neck
Dutch full of O.G. kush and some train wreck
Safe sex? Nah, I’m too raw
I stick it in they jaws then I get ‘em out they draws
I’m a boss and break laws but never take a loss
Flyer than McCaws, I’m just doin’ it because
I’m the best to do this within my age bracket
Waka Flocka, Soulja Boy: none of ‘em can match it
That’s it; jot it down, print it up and fax it
And tell all your boys how Webby spit that madness
Got pussy goin' nuts like I got some catnip
More than a tad sick, I murder ‘em for practice
Do what I do when I… burn
Then ya gonna Puff Puff Pass, it’s my… turn
I throw down with titans, I’m rhymin’ more
More bars than a phone in a Verizon store
B*tch, I’m bigger than a body of a dinosaur
I’m crazy, who would ever blow a line before
Goin’ into a math test, energetic as ever
And all I wrote down was my name: it’s ‘Chris Webster’
Too drugged up to pay attention in class
So I got kicked out and put my focus on rap
But don’t do like I do, cuz I’m f*cked in the head
All these un-prescribed meds, now I need special ed
I’m a beast, I’m a dog, I’m a mother f*ckin’ pot head
Nerf Gun in my hand, step and you’ll be shot dead
Still mother f*ckin’ crazy, don’t doubt me
Pocket full of line, pack of bogies and my house keys
Aw, Jeeze; I be burnin’ the palm trees
Keystone light to your f*ckin’ Dom P
Lazy kid, I still live with my mom, see
Smokin’ bud sleepin’ late playin’ Nazi Zombies
28 days later, see me in the paper
I’m a mix of Stewie Griffin with a little Darth Vader
Leave a crater in the earth when I drop my mix tape
The north star ain’t this hot, for shit’s sake
Chase a 40 o.z. with a box of fish flakes
They might forget my name but they’ll remember how my d*ck taste
Dictate the scene at all times
Cuz the ninja rapper’s back with an Optimus Rhyme
You underclassmen can’t see the white noise, b*tch
That’s why my mix tape’s bumpin’ in ya boy’s whip
Oh shit, I spit and wreak havoc
My vocal chords like twin Glocks, let me blast it
Cuz if anybody steps then I’ma bury ‘em
C.T.’s on my back and I’ma carry ‘em
Smoke blunts till my IQ’s very dumb
Stay high like the water bill at an aquarium
And I'm out
Axe Murder
Chris Webby
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Lyrics by Chris Webby
50 Barz Almost There And The Beat Goes On At It Again Aww Naww Bar For Bar Bars On Me Block To The Burbs Feat Freeway Bluer Skies Blunt Ride Cypher (Interlude) Bounce Bowser Brass Tacks (feat. D. Lector) Breaking News Breaking News (Intro) Buddaflie Bulletproof Cali Dreamin’ (feat. Jitta On The Track) Can't Deny Me Cant Complain Certified Change The World Chemical Romance Chemically Imbalanced Chilly Chilly (feat. Fat Trel) Church (Intro) Come Fly Away Crashing Down Crazy Ass Bitch Ct 2 Shaolin Dangerous Dark Side Datpiff Day In The Life (feat. RyattFienix) Dirty Dj Booth Freestyle Do Like Me Do Me Do My Thang Dopamine (feat. Talib Kweli, Grafh, B-Real & Trae ... Down Right F*ck Off Feel The Burn (Freeverse) Finally Moving Fragile Lives Fuck Off Full Steam Ahead (feat. Futuristic) Get By Get Down Get From Round Get Loose Go Back Goin' Down Good Day Good Day (feat. Jitta On The Track) Grindin' Hands Up Hard Road Hide N Seek High By The Beach Hip-Hop House Party Cypher (Interlude) I Got Em I Love College (Remix) I Need A Dollar I'm Fresh I'm Gone I\'m Gone I\'m So Broke I’m So Broke Ignition (feat. Dave East) Imma Star Imperfect (feat. Jaye Michelle) Inebriated Injure You Is It Alright Jurassic Park Killin' Em Knocked Down La La La Label Office Cypher (Interlude) Last Chance Left Lane Let's Do It Again Mad Bars Mamacita Mission Statement Monster Feat Apathy My Cloud Nice 2 Be Back No Regrets Not Like Me Off The Chain OMG On My Way Outdo You Paparazzi Problem R.A.D. (Roll A Doobie) Raising The Bar Ransom Right From Wrong Roger That Roger That (Remix) Roll [GP Productions] Runaround Web Sativa (feat. Demrick, B-Real & Zacari) Screwed Up See Me Set It Off Skyline So Eazy So Fresh Spinnin' Stand Up Stand Up Stop Me Shinin Stranger Strong Success Sunny Afternoon Superhuman Take Me Home Temper, Temper The Joker Feat Kinetics The Way There Goes The Neighborhood They Already Know Tread Light Tread Lightly (feat. Apathy) Trick Or Treat Trouble Trouble Maker Trust Me Turnt Up (feat. Dizzy Wright) Until I Die Wait A Minute Wake Up Wake Up Ft. Knowledge Way Of Life WDGAF (We Don't Give A Fuck) We Made You Webster's Laboratory (Intro) Webster's Revenge Webster's Revenge Weirdo What Good Am I What I Do What Them Girls Like Whatever I Like Wont Be Today Wont Be Today (ft. Joe Budden) You Don't Reall yWant It You Dont Really Want It (feat. Jon Connor Snow, Th...
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