Bars On Me
Chris Webby

Yeah I'm back up in this bitch just like a uterus

And I don't need no lubricated condom when I'm doing this

Always got a doobie lit, swerve behind the wheel and maneuver it

20/20 with it, use my eyes to see the futurist

Moving shit, I'm just trying to be what I'm supposed to be

Supposedly I'm dope, Saint Nicholas ain't as cold as me

Thing we got in common is I'm always with a ho or three

Make him drop like someone with Parkinson's carrying groceries

Cause I'm here and I rap that shit, doin' shows and stacking chips

Take my shirt off when I spit, that's why your girl is on my dick

Got these tats all on my body and a pocket full of piff

Fill the bong up with some ice cubes, baby take a hit

See I'm running for the title, everybody votin Webster

Drinkin straight tequila out a motherfucking blender

Middle fingers stay up, nobody can sensor

I'm a dog always sniffing for the female gender

Friend her up on Facebook and from there it's rap

Send a poke and then tomorrow she'll be sitting on my lap

Even back when I was broke my girlies always had a rack

Love them big tittie bitches with bodies covered in tats

It's that marijuana twister, grabbin' ladies from the mixer

Then I bring them to the telly and crack a bottle of liquor

Cause I never gave a fuck, I'm the type to bang your sister

Then go back to your crib and fuck your moms like Stifler

I hope you get the picture, take it on your Kodak

Up in Webby's World you cannot reach me with a Rollmate

So find out you need Adderall, Ambien and some Prozac

Always cooking fire, someone show me where the stove's at

But I got a hundred bars on me

Everything that we throw on, the credit card's on me

Every drink that we get it, the titty bars all me

And I'll be living just like this until my heart don't beat

Bitches, it's Chris Webby, that whitey who spit deadly

With my foot up on the pedal like I'm Mario Andretti

Fuck her, I'll rap flames and muder the rap game

Spittin' til I'm number one with a bullet like Max Payne

Got that Nerf gun tucked and I'll aim it at your gut

Better duck, it's that cracker and slapper of big butts

Getting drunk, always looking for some DD cups

But in the lab I'll cook it up, like I'm Wolfgang Puck

Get up in the game and I go straight ham

When I get the rock up in my hand

Cause I'm here to get it poppin just exactly how I planned

Take a stand right here for this rappin shit and keep my lyrics accurate

Test me while beating Webby just simply will never happen bitch

Salute me cause truly I be the dopest on the chords

Master Yoda with the bars, I'm a Jedi with the force

That's cause Webby done got that flow

They gon' act like they don't know

If they ain't fucking with me period, yo

Finito

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50 Barz Almost There And The Beat Goes On At It Again Aww Naww Axe Murder Bar For Bar Block To The Burbs Feat Freeway Bluer Skies Blunt Ride Cypher (Interlude) Bounce Bowser Brass Tacks (feat. D. Lector) Breaking News Breaking News (Intro) Buddaflie Bulletproof Cali Dreamin’ (feat. Jitta On The Track) Can't Deny Me Cant Complain Certified Change The World Chemical Romance Chemically Imbalanced Chilly Chilly (feat. Fat Trel) Church (Intro) Come Fly Away Crashing Down Crazy Ass Bitch Ct 2 Shaolin Dangerous Dark Side Datpiff Day In The Life (feat. RyattFienix) Dirty Dj Booth Freestyle Do Like Me Do Me Do My Thang Dopamine (feat. Talib Kweli, Grafh, B-Real & Trae ... Down Right F*ck Off Feel The Burn (Freeverse) Finally Moving Fragile Lives Fuck Off Full Steam Ahead (feat. Futuristic) Get By Get Down Get From Round Get Loose Go Back Goin' Down Good Day Good Day (feat. Jitta On The Track) Grindin' Hands Up Hard Road Hide N Seek High By The Beach Hip-Hop House Party Cypher (Interlude) I Got Em I Love College (Remix) I Need A Dollar I'm Fresh I'm Gone I\'m Gone I\'m So Broke I’m So Broke Ignition (feat. Dave East) Imma Star Imperfect (feat. Jaye Michelle) Inebriated Injure You Is It Alright Jurassic Park Killin' Em Knocked Down La La La Label Office Cypher (Interlude) Last Chance Left Lane Let's Do It Again Mad Bars Mamacita Mission Statement Monster Feat Apathy My Cloud Nice 2 Be Back No Regrets Not Like Me Off The Chain OMG On My Way Outdo You Paparazzi Problem R.A.D. (Roll A Doobie) Raising The Bar Ransom Right From Wrong Roger That Roger That (Remix) Roll [GP Productions] Runaround Web Sativa (feat. Demrick, B-Real & Zacari) Screwed Up See Me Set It Off Skyline So Eazy So Fresh Spinnin' Stand Up Stand Up Stop Me Shinin Stranger Strong Success Sunny Afternoon Superhuman Take Me Home Temper, Temper The Joker Feat Kinetics The Way There Goes The Neighborhood They Already Know Tread Light Tread Lightly (feat. Apathy) Trick Or Treat Trouble Trouble Maker Trust Me Turnt Up (feat. Dizzy Wright) Until I Die Wait A Minute Wake Up Wake Up Ft. Knowledge Way Of Life WDGAF (We Don't Give A Fuck) We Made You Webster's Laboratory (Intro) Webster's Revenge Webster's Revenge Weirdo What Good Am I What I Do What Them Girls Like Whatever I Like Wont Be Today Wont Be Today (ft. Joe Budden) You Don't Reall yWant It You Dont Really Want It (feat. Jon Connor Snow, Th...

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