[Intro:]Watermelon Dodgeball, watermelon dodgeballWatermelon Dodgeball, watermelon-melon ball[Verse 1:]I’m 8 years old, thought I’d seen a lot,But this melon game right hurr is cuhrazy hotMy mom’s “friend” todd said don’t play that gameWell, you’re not my dad TODD don’t have to do what you say!Oh your voice just dropped, Nice!There’s a watermelon dodgeball website here on my cellphone,You’re the only 8 year old I know with a cellphoneI got it for my birthday when we built that cool fort,Bankin all the rewards just from folding my jortsWe're the co-inventors of the WDBIt's just like normal dodgeball but with melons, it's easy!So listen up, here da rules,Toss a fruit globe at those foolsTry to aim below the waist,The game’s illegal in most statesBecause some people have incurred serious spinal injuries.Like jeff over there in the corner.[Chorus 1:]Watermelon dodgeball,Gonna break your clavicleWatermelon dodgeball,Dodging fruit so magical,Watermelon dodgeball,Fan-freakin-tastical,Watermelon dodgeball,Melon to your face![Verse 2:]We launch em, and fling em,Our bodies be bruised and beaten,Cuz sticks and stones may break our bonesBut melons can also break our bonesNow part of the crew, since our very first match,We get our ammunition from our neighbor's fruit patchSure sleeping with a melon isn't normal behaviorTake one guess my favorite Jolly Rancher flavorWe get weird looks since we started dodge melonOur friend Jeff is a convicted felonIt’s kinda cool, but it’s also kinda odd,Some girls from our neighborhood formed a cheer squadBut girls are still gross though…Oh totally (blech)[Chorus 2:]Watermelon dodgeball,Gonna break your clavicleWatermelon dodgeball,Dodging fruit so magical,Watermelon dodgeball,Fan-freakin-tastical,Watermelon dodgeball,Melon to your face![Bridge:]I just got hit in the face,Getting abducted to outer space.Tractor beam got me, seems about rightI got no choice, but to go towards the lightOh Gabe is already up here, hi gabe, gabeHey buddy you finally made it,Here’s a slice, but I partially ate it,Check out the cheerleaders, dressed in disguise,If they offer you melons, don’t look in their eyes(Aliens: AHHHH!)[Chorus 3:]Watermelon dodgeball,Gonna break your clavicleWatermelon dodgeball,Dodging fruit so magical,Watermelon dodgeball,Fan-freakin-tastical,Watermelon dodgeball,Melon to your face!Watermelon dodgeball,Gonna break your clavicleWatermelon dodgeball,Dodging fruit so magical,Watermelon dodgeball,Fan-freakin-tastical,Watermelon dodgeball,Melon to your face!
Lyrics by Gabe Hohreiter & Landon Stahmer
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