Jughead don't know what he's missin'nThat redhead don't know what he's gotnBetty should pick her friends a bit betternRonnie knows what she's doingnWhat's hot is hotnYeah, what's not is notnnVeronicanSee what she's got onnWhat you're doin's wrongnOr maybe it's too rightnnShe dry strokes me with her wardrobenHer tan shape just makes me sicknHer profile just takes away my weak legsnAw, she's so smartnShe's a pistolnnVeronicanSee what she's got onnWhat you're doin's wrongnOr maybe it's too rightnShe don't know menShe don't care to see menPage after page I'm turnin'nTime after time I'm burnin'nnHowdy Miss Lodge, you little cock tease, clothes horse, poor little rich girlnWhy don't you come over here, so I can raise your little skirt up, over your narrow hips,nOh, and spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass.nnYour little blonde friend can join right in.nnCan you imaginenWhat she smells like?nCan you imagine, hey,nHow her skin feels?nSo well oilednSuch a bitch, so readynMy god, how my mind reelsnOh, how my mind reelsnnVeronicanHey, I'd like to make you blushnBet your carpets plushnI've probably said too muchnYou don't know menYou don't care to see menPage after page I'm turnin'nTime after time I'm burnin'n