[Alvin playing harmonica][Dave, speaking]Alvin, put that harmonica down.[Alvin, speaking]Why?[Dave, speaking]Because we're gonna sing, that's why![Alvin, speaking]Not again![Dave, speaking]Never mind. Now look fellas, this is a pretty song so let's try not to goof it up.Are you ready, Simon?[Simon, speaking]Sure, let's go![Dave, speaking]All set, Theodore?[Theodore, speaking]Hot dog, you bet![Dave, speaking]Are you ready, Alvin?[Alvin plays his harmonica][Dave, speaking]Ready, Alvin?[Alvin keeps playing][Dave, shouting]ALVIN![Alvin, speaking]Aw, nuts![Chipmunks]We sure like girls,All kind of girls.From Annie to Veronica!We like 'em small or fat or tall...[Alvin]I wanna play my harmonica![Dave, speaking]Now cut that out![Chipmunks]And if we want to get a kiss,We take them fruit or popcorn,Because they always fall in love...[Alvin]When I play my harmoni-corn![Dave, shouting]Alvin![Instrumental Interlude][Alvin plays his harmonica][Dave, speaking]Will you put that thing down and sing?[Alvin, shouting]OK![Chipmunks]We sure like girls,All kind of girls,From Annie to Veronica.We like 'em small or fat or tall...[Alvin]I'm gonna play my harmonica![Dave, speaking]All right, Alvin. Make a fool of yourself. Play the harmonica.[Alvin plays few bars of harmonica music, orchestra joining in][Simon and Theodore]Cha-cha-cha![Dave, speaking]Now wait a minute, you guys! Alvin, you're goofing it all up! This was a pretty song, it's not supposed to be a-[Simon and Theodore]Cha-cha-cha![Alvin continues to play][Simon and Theodore continue with Cha-cha-cha while Dave speaks][Dave, speaking; getting increasingly irritated]Now look what you did! You got them all cha-chaing and singing and wrecking the song! Theodore... Simon... Orchestra, will you cut that out! Alvin, put that harmonica down! Alvin! AAAAAALVIN!
Lyrics by Alvin & The Chipmunks
A Hard Day's Night ABC Addio, Fiorito Asil Ain't No Party All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth All My Loving All The Small Things Along Opening Alvin For President Amazing Grace America The Beautiful Ave Maria (Frank Schubert) Ave Maria (Funeral For A Friend) Away In A Manger Bad Day Barcelona Battle Hymn Of The Republic Bean Bag Alphabet Rag Beautiful Memories Beautiful Things Because I Got High Because You Live Betty Beep Bohemian Rhapsody Brahms's Lullaby Bring It On Buffalo Gals BuyYou A Drank Can't Buy Me Love Cantique De Noel Captain Chipmunks Celeste Aida Chariots Of Fire Che Gelida Manina Chicken Fried Chipmunk Fun Christmas Don't Be Late Coast 2 Coast Columbia, The Gem Of The Ocean Come And Get It Coming 'Round The Mountain Consider Yourself Cosi Comanda Turandot Crank That Deck The Halls Dein Ist Mein Ganzes Herz Di Quella Pira Diamond Dolls Diecimila Anni Al Nostro Imperatore (Finale) Ding Dong! Merrily On High Do You Want To Know A Secret Don't Stop Believin' Down By The Bay Down By The Old Mill Stream Dr. Dolittle Draw Tua Bethlehem E Lucevan Le Stelle Fabulous Places Finale: Dr. Dolittle / My Friend The Doctor (Repri... Fireflies Five Little Ducks Five Little Monkeys Follow Me Now From Me To You Frosty The Snowman Funiculi, Funicula Funkytown Gabriel's Message Get Munk'd Get You Goin' Getting Lucky Girls Of Rock And Roll Good Morning To You Granada Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Here Comes Santa Claus Here We Come A-Caroling Hickory Dickory Dock Ho Ho Ho Home Horsey Horsey How We Roll I Ain't No Dang Cartoon I Am The Mimic Man I Am The Music Man I Love A Rainy Night I Saw Her Standing There I Want To Hold Your Hand I Want To Know What Love Is I've Never Seen Anything Like It If A Monster Came In My Room It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas It's OK It's Okay Jerusalem Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bells Jolly Old Saint Nicholas Joy To The World La Donna E Mobile Leader Of The Pack Livin' On A Prayer Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming Love Me Do Low Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Ch... Mary's Boy Child Mess Around Mississippi Mud Mr. Sandman My Mother Non Ti Scordar Di Me O Come All Ye Faithful O Holy Night O Mio Babbino Caro O Sole Mio O Sole Mio (Intro) O Surdato 'Nnammurato Off To See The World Old MacDonald Had A Farm On The Road Again On The Way To School On Top Of Old Smokey Once In Royal David's City Only You (And You Alone) Over The River And Through The Woods P.S. I Love You People Are Strange Play That Funky Music Please, Please Me Polly Wolly Doodle Pop Goes The Weasel Possente Amor Mi Chiama Pour Mon Ame Psalm 23 Puff, The Magic Dragon Purple People Eater Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) Rag Mop Ragtime Cowboy Joe Recondita Armonia (TV Version) Rhythms On Parade Right Round Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Santa Lucia She Loves You She Moved Through The Fair Silent Night Sing Again With The Chipmunks Smack That Staying Alive Summertime Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Swanee River Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Talk To The Animals Tea For Two The Alphabubblies Jumping ABC Song The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open ... The Coventry Carol (Lully Lullay) The Devil Went Down To Georgia The First Noel The Great Pretender The Laughing Song The Little Drummer Boy The Night Before Christmas The Time Warp The Twelve Days Of Christmas This Old Man Three Blind Mice Through The Fire And The Flames Tomorrow Tomorrow (Reprise) Tonight You Belong To Me Toreador Song (Votre Toast, Je Peux Vous Le Rendre... Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Twist And Shout Umbrella Up On The Housetop Uptown Girl Vesti La Giubba We Wish You A Merry Christmas We're The Chipmunks What Child Is This? When A Child Is Born When I Look In Your Eyes When You Look Me In The Eyes White Christmas Witch Doctor Wolly Bully Wonderful Day Working On The Railroad Yankee Doodle You Really Got Me You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) You're The One That I Want Your Song