This is a story about a pair or trousersIt deals with a lack of a sense of humourOr rather a lack of imagination . .I would like to know, where you put my trousersI really must go, please give me my trousersWell it's stopped raining, they must have dried by nowSo let's stop gaming, you'll get me in an awful row.This joke's gone too far, I feel absolutely daftOver-parked my car, and what's more I feel the draughtWhat to you hope to gain, by my being trouserless?Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in such a mess.Someone's going to come, why don't you be reasonable?Now you've had your fun, won't you please be sensible?How long can this go on? I've looked most everywhereTo put my trousers on, and now I really just don't care.Would you like my shirt? here's a goodly pair of shoesTake my coat and tie, what about my underpants?Trousers, trousersTrousers, trousersTrousers, trousersTrou - - - sersTrousers, trous sus, sus(etc. and fade).
Lyrics by Clifford T. Ward
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