Kiss Me I'm #!@*faced
Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band

We're the best in the land

We're big in both Chelsey & France.

I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar

There's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance.

So c'mon now honey

I'll make you feel pretty

These other girls mean nothin' to me

Let's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a handful you'll see.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I can bench-press a car

I'm an ex-football star

With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.

Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.

I've had far better sex while in jail.

I designed the Sears Tower

I make 2 grand an hour

I cook the world's best duck flamber

I take the pick of the litter

Girls jockey for me

I don't need these lines to get layed.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I'm a man of the night

A real lady's delight.

See my figure was chizzled from stone.

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home

Come last call I'm never alone.

I've a house on the hill with a red water bed

that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.

With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars

I'm just here in this dump for the game.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

Eh,fuck it.

Who am I shitin?

I'm a pitiful sight

And I ain't all that bright.

I'm definitely not chizzled from stone.

I'm a cheat & a liar,

No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.

But just give me a chance

'Cuz deep down inside

I swear I got a big heart of gold.

I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands

Come on honey, lemme' take you home.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.

In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.


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