It was a friday nightnAll my friends had gone homenWhen I turned out the lightsnI was not alonennShe was sitting therenHalf way up the stairsnShe had a nooky assnBut a hefty pair!nn[CHORUS]nThen I planned that my good friend would understandnShe doesn't need to knownThat someone's down lownWhat was I supposed to donSitting in my roomnWhen she was makin pretty eyes at menAnd blowing me awaynDirty things were going onnBut then he walked right innOn everythingnThen I turned right roundnWith my trousers down!nnBut I'm sorry nownAnd that's all I can saynI was horny and it the best of menDon't take it out on menCoz I've done nothing wrongnI happened natruallynBecause she turned me on!nn[CHORUS]nThen I planned that my good friend would understandnShe doesn't need to knownThat someone's down lownWhat was I supposed to donSitting in my roomnWhen she was makin pretty eyes at menAnd blowing me awaynDirty things were going onnBut then he walked right innOn everythingnThen I turned right roundnWith my trousers down!nnI've got to face the consiquencesnface the consiquiencesnI've got to face the consiquencesnface the consiquiencesnI've got to face the consiquencesnface the consiquiencesnI've got to face the consiquencesnface the consiquiencesnnWhat was I supposed to donSitting in my roomnWhen she was makin pretty eyes at menAnd blowing me awaynDirty things were going onnBut then he walked right innOn everythingnThen I turned right round