I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian wax
Without finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts
I pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crass
Ladies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad
They're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash
Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
I should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certain
With little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burden
Did I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the hors d'overs
I like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace
Like suckin' her face
I like fuckin' her waist
I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her place
I quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my dick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon
Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets
My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor Beam
MC Chris
Purchase "Tractor Beam"
Purchase Entire Album
Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Tractor Beam" Video
Play Spotify "Tractor Beam" Song
View Wikipedia "Tractor Beam"
Entry
Receive Emails for Future MC Chris Lyrics
Link to "Tractor Beam"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
See Recommended Lyrics For You
Share:
Copied!
Loading...
Lyrics by MC Chris
4 Da Shoteez Bad Ass Blow Hard Booties for Breakfast Boys Don't Cry Buckle Up Chinese Song Co-Efficient Congo (skit) Cookie Breath Discord DQ Blizzard Evergreen Fett's Vette FTW Fuckin' Up My Christmas Geek Glory Hole Harry Potter Hijack I'm A Fucking Wizard Illi OI! Illy Oi! Jelly Inside Jones Kleptomaniac MC Chris Is Back MC Chris Ownz Muddy Bears (skit) My Name Is Nerd Cave OMC On The Road Part One Pop Punk Is Dead Popcorn Frog PW\/OM Ratz Restart Robot Dog Smodcast Stop Time Super Mario Bros Rap Tarantino Ten Year Old The Hammer The Tussin Toothpick Spliffs Twin Peaks Variety Where Is My 40? White Kids Love Hip-Hop Yatch Birds
Related Songs
Tractor Beam Blues - Sam Roberts Band
Tractor Beam Blues - Sam Roberts
Warp Speed 777 - T3chnophob1a
Torture - GWAR
Written In The Stars - Rihanna
Here In My Room - Incubus
Big Band Stars - John Vanderslice
Here in My Room [DVD][Live] - Incubus
If You're Going Away - Ashley Stove
Big Green and Yeller - Seasick Steve
Mystery - Dime Store Prophets
Tractor - Combichrist
Tractor - The Spinto Band
White Noise - Clock Opera
Like a Bullet - The Mountain Goats
Renaissance - Beam
Little Bitty Pretty One - Beam
So Much In Love - Beam
Be Ye Glad - Beam
John The Revelator - Beam
Jesus On The Mainline - Beam
Travelin' Shoes - Beam
Stand By Me - Beam
When I Say Farewell - Beam
Come Go With Me - Beam
Blue Moon - Beam
Never Let Go - Beam
Shadows - Nana Grizol
Full steam spacemachine - Royal Republic
Beam - Cymbals Eat Guitars
Beam - Trina
Beam - Mako
Man on a Tractor - Rodney Atkins
Crank My Tractor - Michelle Wright
Space Tractor - Leningrad Cowboys
Glitches - V Shape Mind
Erica Western Teleport Geiger Counter - Emperor X
Shubunkin [Instrumental] - Tractor
Big Green Tractor - Jason Aldean
Laboratory - Veda Hille
Guy Who Turned Her Down - McFly
The Guy Who Turned Her Down - McFly
A Man On A Tractor - Rodney Atkins
Tractor Pull - Within The Ruins
Love Tractor - Widespread Panic
Love Tractor - Ass Ponys
I Beam, You Beam - Joy Electric
Amarillo Sky - Jason Aldean
Hey Flower - The Lads
Tractor Rape Chain (Clean It Up)...
Tractor Rape Chain - Guided By Voices
John Deere Tractor - Jerry Corbitt
John Deere Tractor - Larry Sparks
John Deere Tractor - The Judds
John Deere Tractor - Alison Krauss
She Cranks My Tractor - Dustin Lynch
Mind Trick - 2 Skinnee J's
Bee Stings - Coil
It Doesn't Get Any Countrier Than This...
It Doesn't Get Any Countrier Than This...
Traktor [Brookes Brothers Clean Remix] - Wretch 32
Traktor - Wretch 32
Wretch 32 Traktor is the new single from British r...
Bee Of The Bird Of The Moth - They Might Be Giants
Long Goodbyes...
Already - Gucci Mane
Mindtrick - 2 Skinnee J's
Mindtrick - 2 Skinnee J's
Mind Trick - 2 Skinnee Js
My Kind of Woman - Justin Moore
Laser Beam - Boris
Lazer Beam - King Tuff
Lazer Beam - Super Furry Animals
Laser Beam - Adem
Laser Beam - Super Furry Animals
Triple Beam - Soulja Boy
Ultralight Beam - Kanye West
High Beam - Shaggy
Balance Beam - Blue October
Cloud Of Dust - Brad Paisley
Cloud Of Dust - Paisley Brad
Phoenix - Iron & Wine
Montague Road - Laura Veirs
Beam Me Up - Atb
On Down The Line - Patty Loveless
Elves Beam Out - Cynic
Ghosts - Nathan K
Beam Me Up - YACHT
Truck Train Tractor - pastels
The Worm Forgives The Plough...
The Rain Pauly - Boat Beam
Lion Heart - Boat Beam
Falling Over - Boat Beam
Beam Me Up - P!nk
Pink Beam Me Up is a song from the singer's sixth ...
Beam Me Up - Pink
Beam Me Up - Cazzette
Mid-Life Chrysler - Collin Raye
Genie On A Table Top - Al Stewart
She Won't Choose Me - Dierks Bentley
Welcome To The Farm - Luke Bryan
Home Compute - Kraftwerk
Astronaut - G. Love and Special Sauce
Astronaut - G. Love & Special Sauce
Beam Me Up (Kill Mode) (Radio Edit) - Cazzette
Track 21 - Ben Lee
Run, Run Away - Apathy
Alien Workshop - Ill Bill
New Faces in the Field - Harley Allen
You Turn Me On [*] - Tim McGraw
Shut It Down [Album Version] - Luke Bryan
You Turn Me On - Tim McGraw
Good-Bye To Carolina - Lyle Lovett
Shut It Down - Luke Bryan
Home Computer [PCM Stereo] - Kraftwerk
Beam Me Up - Rick Ross
Beam Me Up - T-Pain
Things I Miss the Most - Van Zant
Shades of Green - Chase Rice
Meet Me In The Barn - Jason Michael Carroll
Fever - Young Galaxy
The Rose Bowl Song - Captain Tractor
Captain Bleeding Heart - Captain Tractor
Cutting Corners [Instrumental] - Love Tractor
Crash [Instrumental] - Love Tractor
Satan [Instrumental] - Love Tractor
Drunken Sailor - Captain Tractor
Got to Give It Up - Love Tractor
One Good Drop of Poison - Captain Tractor
Dying - Captain Tractor
Icarus Wings - Captain Tractor
Shiddy Day - Captain Tractor
Here Comes a Regular - Captain Tractor
Not In This Town - Captain Tractor
Bridges - Captain Tractor
West Coast Rain - Captain Tractor
Mary Donnel - Captain Tractor
Happy to Be Unhappy - Captain Tractor
Just the Other Day - Captain Tractor
40 Miles of Pain - Captain Tractor
Go To Hell - Captain Tractor
Here We Go Again - Captain Tractor
I Remember You - Captain Tractor
1000 Goodbyes - Captain Tractor
Someday - Captain Tractor
Frozen Puck To The Head - Captain Tractor
This Time Tomorrow - Captain Tractor
Watching My Baby Not Coming Back - David Ball
New Faces In The Field - England Tyler
Slide - Album: Evolve - Ani Difranco
Raising Tomatoes - Royal Blood
Iggy Was A Farmer - Sator
He's Dead Jim - M.o.d.
Muckalee Creek Water - Luke Bryan
Truck Got Stuck - Corb Lund
Corn Star - Craig Morgan
Dust Can't Kill Me - Woody Guthrie
I Must Go - Squeeze
Slide - Ani Difranco
Dust Cain't Kill Me - Woody Guthrie
Dust Can't Kill Me - Woody Guthrie
Wishing It Was You - K.Flay
Ride-O-Rocket - Brothers Johnson
Beam Me Up - Tay Dizm
Beam Me Up - Hawkwind
Triple Beam Dreams - Rick Ross
On The Beam - Fred Astaire
Triple Beam Dreams - Nas
Beam Me Up - S.P.O.C.K
Solar Beam Nebula - K-The-I???
Ultra Light Beam - Kanye West
Handle Of Beam - Bubba Sparxxx
Nasty Sunny Beam - Cardigans
Chicken Train - Ozark Mountain Daredevils
On The Move - Whispertown2000
Muckalee Creek - Luke Bryan
Funeral - Jon Langford
Honky Tonk Girl - Reverend Horton Heat
Alabama Clay - The Seldom Scene
Alabama Clay - Garth Brooks
Angel Eyes - Lime
Dust Motes - James
N. Dakota - Parquet Courts
N Dakota - Parquet Courts
Some Drilling Implied - Guided By Voices
The Upsetter - Metronomy
Something About Trains - Jane Siberry
Genie In the Bottle - Adam Harvey
Trip Machine Survivor - Desire
Paris Finale - Santana
Down By the Billabong - Childrens Lyrics
Hell-bent and Heart-first - Cory Branan
Watermelon Dodgeball...
Mambo No.5 - Bob the Builder
On the Dot - Jamie Foxx
The Jet Set - Alphaville
Stone by Stone - BlackHawk
Give Me Light - Darkseed
I Ran (So Far Away) [Die Krupps Remix]...
I Ran (So Far Away) [Remix] - A Flock of Seagulls
