Watermelon Dodgeball
Gabe Hohreiter & Landon Stahmer

[Intro:]

Watermelon Dodgeball, watermelon dodgeball

Watermelon Dodgeball, watermelon-melon ball


[Verse 1:]

I’m 8 years old, thought I’d seen a lot,

But this melon game right hurr is cuhrazy hot

My mom’s “friend” todd said don’t play that game

Well, you’re not my dad TODD don’t have to do what you say!


Oh your voice just dropped, Nice!


There’s a watermelon dodgeball website here on my cellphone,

You’re the only 8 year old I know with a cellphone

I got it for my birthday when we built that cool fort,

Bankin all the rewards just from folding my jorts


We're the co-inventors of the WDB

It's just like normal dodgeball but with melons, it's easy!

So listen up, here da rules,

Toss a fruit globe at those fools

Try to aim below the waist,

The game’s illegal in most states


Because some people have incurred serious spinal injuries.

Like jeff over there in the corner.


[Chorus 1:]

Watermelon dodgeball,

Gonna break your clavicle

Watermelon dodgeball,

Dodging fruit so magical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Fan-freakin-tastical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Melon to your face!


[Verse 2:]

We launch em, and fling em,

Our bodies be bruised and beaten,

Cuz sticks and stones may break our bones

But melons can also break our bones


Now part of the crew, since our very first match,

We get our ammunition from our neighbor's fruit patch


Sure sleeping with a melon isn't normal behavior

Take one guess my favorite Jolly Rancher flavor


We get weird looks since we started dodge melon

Our friend Jeff is a convicted felon

It’s kinda cool, but it’s also kinda odd,


Some girls from our neighborhood formed a cheer squad


But girls are still gross though…

Oh totally (blech)


[Chorus 2:]

Watermelon dodgeball,

Gonna break your clavicle

Watermelon dodgeball,

Dodging fruit so magical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Fan-freakin-tastical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Melon to your face!


[Bridge:]

I just got hit in the face,

Getting abducted to outer space.

Tractor beam got me, seems about right

I got no choice, but to go towards the light


Oh Gabe is already up here, hi gabe, gabe


Hey buddy you finally made it,

Here’s a slice, but I partially ate it,

Check out the cheerleaders, dressed in disguise,

If they offer you melons, don’t look in their eyes


(Aliens: AHHHH!)


[Chorus 3:]

Watermelon dodgeball,

Gonna break your clavicle

Watermelon dodgeball,

Dodging fruit so magical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Fan-freakin-tastical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Melon to your face!


Watermelon dodgeball,

Gonna break your clavicle

Watermelon dodgeball,

Dodging fruit so magical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Fan-freakin-tastical,

Watermelon dodgeball,

Melon to your face!


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