Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?
Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!
I don't smoke blunts
'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie
I hock a loogie, spit it out
Then hit the hoochie
I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy
It's my duty to get loopy
On the Buddha like it's bootie
I smoke fields
I cold cock craps
I smoke peels
Smoke Robe cough drops
I smoke if it's green
I smoke Monopoly homes
It spices up my life
When the monotony drones
I smoke bags
Smoke bails
Smoke 'till I see trails
Only time I put it down
Is when I see a female
Just a minor detail
That will usualy pass
I'll hit that ass
Hit that glass packed
Right with the grass
I smoke Greedo
I smoke Kermit
I smoke the weed
'Til it makes me vermit
I vote third party
That's code for get high
Pass the Yoshi
To the left hand side
Smokey doesn't like me
'Cause I burn up his trees
I smoke more sesame seeds
Than I was Mayor McCheese
I'm just a cancer ridden MC
Seekin' pain relief
Pass the marijuana
Hit it, hold in, release
Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?
Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!
I'll scrape your bong
Steal roaches from your ashtray
I'll rent nice dreams
I'll rent Half Baked
I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes
Because they taste great
Only leads to cat naps
Doesn't lead to date rape
Light the incense
Turn on the blacklight
Steady stressin'
Let's get stoned like stalactites
Break it out, break it up
Pack it the bag pipes
Get on the PC
And play a little Half-Life
I hit the Apple
And ended up at Applebee's
Went to Wendy's
Went to Denny's
Went to Mickey D's
I went to Crystal
Went to Castle
Went where I pleased
Ate more meat and cheese
Than Mr. Dom Delouise
I slept all day
And I got nothing accomplished
Just being honest
I get paranoid and nautious
I get obnoxious
It's not comin' at a constant
It's a pipe
Not a pulpit
Pass it on
Or get accosted
Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'
What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?
Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!
Toothpick Spliffs
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