Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for
A ring with a female voice or a date or an invitation
To a nightclub for some minglin'
Then aah my phone started jinglin'
I picked it up I checked the Rolex first
I call one of my regulars worst come to worst
I said, Hello but the voice sounded nervous
Baby relax FP at your service
The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice
I met you last week at that club called The Paradise
I said, Yeah babe I'd like to go their again
Get dressed and you better be flossy with ten
Hung up the phone and checked the mirror
Sort of like ESP I could hear her
Heart beating engaged with the groove
And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in
Enter booted a Porsche 9-11 then
Girls took a look at me and started to break
Ladies come down I've already got a date
Cruised up front and I was happy to find her
Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya
I said ay yo babe lets not go in the place yet
Come on hope in I got Luther in the tape deck
I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty
She said lets go some place and chill I said really honey
We went to the beach to take a little walk
I found out I was smoother than I thought
My hands like maverick started to wander
Left and right then wound up behind her
Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk
Yo this boy is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
Here it is verse trace back at my place
The scene was set because I set it before I left
Girl I'm like a tool grab me and use me
Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzzi
I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle
Turn down the lights and lit up a candle
A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me
Radio booming pumpin' the isley
Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss
Or kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip
Or maybe I'll take her outside where the pools at
Smack it up flip it naa I'm too cool for that
Ahh I know what I'll do
Hold her tightly and caress for a little while
Make it gentle and slow not faster
I pause for the cause and here's a word from the master
Yo I'm the JA double Z Jazzy
The smooth as self smooth than I have to be
Knowing acknowledged recognized that that's the king of the groove
And I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
Ay yo J take me out of here
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset
'Cause I don't get upset