Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold)
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Aw man!

Put that ol' dumb horn down

Hey, Jazzy

Jazzy

Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like

He-he-ha!

( *drums and horns set in* )

1-2-3-4

( *Jazzy Jeff starts scratching* )

(Don't stop the rock)

Now that's a record!

Now that's a record!

Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go

I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing

Not only for the humor, but for the knowledge I bring

To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this

Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics

In life everything ain't always what it seems

But people are enchanted by things that gleam

You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions

On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin

Now I'm about to tell you a very artistic fable

More fun than when you first got cable

The moral to be learned from this story to be told

Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold

On July 11th I was sittin at home

Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone

Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news

When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise

It said, 'Sunny skies and romantic nights

On an incredible ship' - and I got hype

It said it's like the _Love Boat_, baskin in the sun

Promisin fun for you and for everyone

I said, ;That's dope! Baby, you're down?;

She said, ;Yeah, we could leave right now!;

The very next day I put the check in the mail

And one week later we were ready to sail

The brochure said that the boat was large

But it was nothin but a broken-down barnacle barge!

And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I wouldn'ta went

Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp

The cruise was paid for and the food was free

So I said what the hell and set out to sea

It didn't take long to notice something was wrong

The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it

I didn't wanna panic, so I chilled for a while

Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle

We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk

We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts!

The said, ;Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-doa;

I said, ;Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat;

Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice

I said, ;Well, just take my girl - he-he - syke;

I was jokin, but things got serious

Their leader came out and he was curious

He got in my face and his breath was the worst

I said, ;Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse?;

His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth

And two big crusty ashy hairy feet

The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes

And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose

I tried to reason with him, he wasn't with it

He said, ;Tenga-shanko,; that meant 'forget it'

He said, ;Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo;

That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh Prince stew'

Then I saw it - no, it's not

The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot!

I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em

I thought to myself, 'Where's Tarzan when you need him?'

Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up

We had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up

The troops came off and they got us out of the pot

And I said to the chief, ;Yo, I get witcha, hops!;

The guy that rescued us said, ;I hate to tell you

The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview

We've been following him and finally we got him

We're sorry, there's no way that you can possibly get a refund;

A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained

But a lesson well learned, so let me explain

There's a very important message that needs to be told

It's that everything that glitters ain't always gold


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  A Dog Is a Dog   A Nightmare on My Street   A Nightmare on My Street [Single Version]   A Touch of Jazz   Ain't No Place Like Home   As We Go   Boom! Shake the Room   Brand New Funk   Brand New Funk [Album Version]   Can't Wait To Be With You   Caught in the Middle   Caught in the Middle (Love & Life)   Caught in the Middle (Love and Life)   Charlie Mack - The First Out the Limo   Charlie Mack (1st Out of the Limo)   Close To You   Code Red   Dance or Die   DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Everything That...   DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Jazzy's Groove   Don't Even Try It   Dumb Dancin'   Family Christmas   For The Love of the Game   Fresh Prince of Bel Air   From da South   Get Hyped   Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble   Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble (1988 Extended Rem...   Grovers groove   Guys ain't nothing but trouble   He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper   Here We Go Again   Higher Baby   Holla back   Human Video Game   I Cant wait to be with you   I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson   I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson   I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson [Album Version]   I Wanna Rock   I'm All That   I'm Looking for the One   I'm Looking for the One (To Be with Me)   Jazzy's Groove   Jazzy's in the House   Jeff Waz on the Beat Box   Just Cruisin'   Just Kickin' It   Just One of Those Days   Just Rockin'   Let's Get Busy Baby   Live at Union Square   Live at Union Square, November 1986   Lovely Daze   Megamix   Men In Black   My Buddy   Nightmare on My Street   Numero Uno   Parent's Just Don't Understand   Parents Just Don't Understand   Pump Me Up   Pump Up the Bass   Rhythm Trax - House Party Style   Ring My Bell   Ring My Bell [Hula and K. Fingers Club Mix]   Ring My Bell [Remix]   Rock the House   Scream   Shadow Dreams   Somethin' Like Dis   Special Announcement   Summer Time   Summertime   Summertime '98 (Soul Power Remix)   Summertime (Reprise)   Summertime [Album Version]   Summertime [Instrumental]   Takin It to the Top   Taking It to the Top   The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Original TV Theme)   The Girlie Had a Mustache   The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff   The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff [Album Version]   The Men of Your Dreams   The Reverend   The Things That U Do   The Things That U Do [Radio Remix]   Then She Bit Me   This Boy Is Smooth   Time to Chill   Too Damn Hype   Trapped on the Dance Floor   Trapped on the Dancefloor   Twinkle Twinkle (I'm Not A Star)   Who Stole My Car?   Who Stole the D.J.   You Got It (Donut)   You Saw My Blinker   You Saw My Blinker - Album Version   You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)   You Saw My Blinker [Album Version]

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