From Putney Bridge to WalthamstownWe are men who find it easy nTo love and let gonThe girl that I marriednAlways used to tell me so;nShe should knownnI thought I'd made it perfectly clearnYou're the kind of friend nI want to keep around herenBut if you want to do the wrong thingnThen go and do the wrong thingnnI think about you now and thennYou dressed head to toe in H&MnI look skinny 'round the wristsnBut I swear I'm too fat to look cool,nLike younnI thought I'd made it perfectly clearnYou're the type of friend nI want to keep around herenBut if you want to do the wrong thingnThen go and do the wrong thingnnI thought I'd made it obviousnI thought you knew what I feltnAbout the two of usnBut if you want to do the wrong thingnThen go and do the wrong thing