Cathy drinks baby chamnIn a lead-lined windown(?) caravannShe watches the 100 GreatestnTV Hits of '99nnTrevor drinks when he cannIn the clubhouse on a WednesdaynWith his mumnFor free games of bingonAnd a fat stand-up with a covers bandnnIsn't it good to be free?nBut no-one knows what freedom meansnOh, they want a honeynTo tow their caravan far awaynOh, they want somebodynTo make their caravan rock and swaynnCathy doesn't understandnHow she reached the age of 50nWithout a mannBut she's got hobbiesnShe's got a life and a fake suntannnTrevor kisses his mumnTucks her into bednAnd she says, SonnYou should be getting laidnInstead of playing bingo with mennIsn't it good to be free?nBut no-one knows what freedom meansnOh, they want a honeynTo tow their caravan far awaynOh, they want somebodynTo make their caravan rock and sway