Last night I went to the liquor store.nTo buy some beer.nBut the man said:n'Show me ID, or get out of here'nAh,nwell,nYou see,nThe Thing is,nI think I left it in my other pants...n'Did you just say underpants?'n...nNo. I didn't.nnBrowsing through the cheap goon menunThe closest park is your closest venuenEven though you haven't started to shavenYou have a tendency to misbehavennUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernnYou got your fake ID with the date scratched outnIt's what being 14's all aboutnSo grab your dad's shirt and his business shoesnCome with me sing the underage bluesnnUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernUnderage drinkernnSlightly humorous interlude ensuesnnGet an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loonGet an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOooo)nGet an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loonGet an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOoo)