Yes I feel seedy today so please be gentle with menMy head feels like its getting punched by a million punching head punch guysnI can’t even rhyme today, woke up at the crack of noonnPromise my self that I won’t drink again real soonnnI got so god damn drunk last night that I passed out on the floornThen woke up in the cupboard with some chick I’d never seen beforenWhat’s the go, what’s your name and where are you from? nAnd why in good green Gumby’s name have you got MY pants on,nInside out and back to front and on your head?nI’m feeling shit sick, I'm wearing lipstick, How come I did not stay home in bed?nI chose absinth instead,nNow I’m squished inside a cupboard with a girl who’s either passed or deadnnI’m feelin seedy today so please give me a breaknStop asking me these questions and put on your underwear for goodness sakenI’m just as scared as you nI’d give you back your pants but you see mine are missing toonI make my way into the bathroom know that I am gonna spew soonnMascara looks a lot like a panda get some coffee and stand on the verandanBlink my eyes as the sun warms up my face, I take a look at this placenSo unfamiliarnYour dad will kill yanI lost all my cash and caught some... nnRash decisions, head collisions, late night rage on televisionsnFinding it tough to get a distinction between fable, fact and fictionnNeed to pee most definitely but the bathroom stinksnHey don’t blame mennI’m feelin seedy today, can’t you cut me some slacknCan you use this soap to clean the fruit and texta off my back?nWe’ve learnt our lesson well todaynWe drank too much and now we’ll paynBut in my mind the night went finenI’ll meet you at the pub tonight at 9n