Now children...I'm going to talk to you about dogsnWhen I was a girl, I knew a little boy called JimmynHe was a happy little boy, until one day he petted a stray dognThis is his storynAnd let it be a lesson to younnBest to stay at homenDon't walk the streets alonenThey;re out to get you and it's worse late at nightnHear the bell drone in it's melancholy tonenGive the dog a bone or you might get a bitennRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnnDon't get too closenCan't you see that it's grossnAnd you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of RabiesnPlease stay away, you can catch it in a daynI got mine from a straynThe mottled scars of RabiesnnPat this dog's head and you'll wish you'd stayed in bednAnd didn't get up, touch that dirty old straynIt's foaming at the mouthnIt's eyes have gone down southnTo your nether regions, the best meal he's had all daynnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnRats tails nGarden SnailsnThey'll eat anything, they'll eat anythingnnDon't get too closenCan't you see that it's grossnAnd you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of RabiesnPlease stay away, you can catch it in a daynI got mine from a straynThe mottled scars of RabiesnnNobody is safe from the botherers, they'll take your soul and eat your crispsnBeware of the tail, it's whipping up your streetnAnd the snarling teeth are gleaming in the lamplightnnWoofnShoo!nWoof, woof-woofnnDon't get too closenCan't you see that it's grossnAnd you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of RabiesnPlease stay away, you can catch it in a daynI got mine from a straynThe mottled scars of RabiesnnDogs...