WelcomenYou are now entering an X X X sitenPress control-alt-delete to begin...nnShe's a digital princess, digital lovernDigital master of cunning disguisenShe's a digital princess, fake-faced mothernShe'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfynnAt the click of a button she's all yoursnOh how you love these digital whoresnBut you're not paying, she's for freenIt's all in your monthly broadband feenSexy ladies waiting at homenShe won't nag, she doesn't moannUse your fingers to turn her onnBut when you shut down the fantasy is gonennLost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX codenBut if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!nLost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX codenBut if you could see behind the screen nThere's a big fat mama with a heavy load!nnShe's a digital princess, digital lovernDigital master of cunning disguisenShe's a digital princess, fake-faced mothernShe'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfynnFuelling your desires for a one-off hitnWonder what your Mum would think if she knew about it?nYou're middle-aged now and you haven't got a hopenYour love life will only get worse, how will you cope?nA takeaway and a bottle of beernIs all you need when you have her herenTalkin' 'bout the way she loves your sense of humournGo find yourself a human being, you sad loser!nnLost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX codenBut if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!nLost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX codenBut if you could see behind the screen nThere's a big fat mama with a heavy load!nnKeeping your interest by posting you her picturesnReally they're from Vogue and tehy're photoshopped innSmooth and flawless - her face is perfectionnAirbrushed and tampered with so she only has one chinnnShe's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,nShe's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needs oh yeah nShe's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,nShe's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needsnnGame over.