Let's meet contestant number 1He's a schizophrenic serial killer clownWho says women love his sexy smileLet's find out if his charm will work on SharonSharon, what's your question?Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last foreverSo let's say you were to come over to my parent's houseAnd have dinner with me and my family, tell meWhat you'd do to make that first impression really stickLet's see, well I'd have to think about itI might show up in a tux but I doubt itI'd probably just show up naked like I always doAnd look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck youHurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghettiI pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food readyYour dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissedI'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lipIt's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your motherI'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brotherI'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you thisYou know for only 13 she got some big titsAfter that, your dad would try to trip againAnd only this time I'd put the 40 to his chinAfter your mom does the dishes and the silverwareI'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwearNow let's meet contestant number 2He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freakWho works for the dark carnivalHe says women call him stretch nutzSharon, let's hear your questionI like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotionA man who expresses himself in his own special wayNumber 2, if you fell in love with meExactly how would you let me know?First thing, I could never love youYou sound like richy bitch yo, fuck youBut if I did, I'd probably show you that I careBy takin' all these other motherfuckers outta hereI'd go through your phone book and wack 'em allThen find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw(What?)Anyone who looked at you would have to payI'd be blowin' fuckin nuggets off all dayI'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waistLet 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your faceI'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya nakedAnd hit it like a cave manThen we go to the beach and walk through the sandI throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'As you spit it all out I rub your back and grabYour underwear and wedge it up your ass crackWell, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowingWith sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so farSharon, let's have your last question and seeWhich one is gonna win the rights to your nedenOkay, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed meAt the same time, tell me, how would you eachGet my attention and what would your pick up line beWhoever's the smoothest winsOkay, first I'd slide up to the bar and tell youThat I can't believe how fucking fat you areI'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shakeAnd if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki LakeFuck that, you'd be jackin' me quickI'd order you a drink and stir it with my dickAnd then to get your attention in a crowded placeI'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your faceYeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get herTell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even betterLook, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't wantHe's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he wasStanding on a bucket tryin' to fuck itIt was a big fucking smelly ass farm llamaDamn dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?
Lyrics by Insane Clown Posse
'ol Evil Eye $50 Bucks 10 Bodies 10 Bodies - Blaze 12 17 Dead 1st Gathering Commercial 24 24' On A '84 24' On A '84 24s On A '84 - Esham And Shaggy 2 Dope W\/tnt 3 Rings 324 85 Bucks an Hour Ain't Yo Bidness Ain't Yo Bidness Ain’t No Future In Yo Frontin’ All I Ever Wanted Alley Rat Amazing Maze Amy's In The Attic Amy’s In The Attic Angel's Falling Angels Falling Another Love Song Apocalypse Assassins B*tch Shut Up - Blaze And Esham B*tches Bang! Pow! Boom! Bang! Pow! Boom! (intro) Basehead Attack Bazooka Joey Beautiful (Indestructible) Beautiful Doom Behind The Paint Beverly Kills Birfday Party (Outtake) Birthday Birthday Bitches Bitch Better Have My Money Bitch I Lied Bitch Slappaz Bitches Bizzar Blaaam!!! Blaam! Blacken Your Eyes Blackin' Your Eyes Blackin' Your Eyes Blam! Blink Bloody Bitch Bodies Fly Boing Boing Bone Bonus Track Boogie Woogie Wu Bowling Balls Bring It On Bugs On My Nuts Bugz on my Nugz Bugz On My Nutz Burning Up Bury Me Alive C.P.K.'s C.P.K.'s C.p.ks [mike Eclark Mix] Carnival Of Carnage Cartoon Nightmare Cartoon Nightmares Catch and Kill (feat. Young Wicked & Big Hoodoo) Cemetary Girl Cemetery Girl Cherry Pie Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak) Chicken Huntin' Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix) Chicken Huntin' (SlaughterHouse Mix) Chicken Huntin' Chicken hunting Chop Chop Chop Chop Slide Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! With Esham Chris Benoit Chris Benoit (Kuma's Scrub Club Remix) Clown Love Clown Walk Come Play Wit Me Complicated World Confederate Flag Confessions Conquer Conquer - Violent J, Esham And Abk Cotton Candy Cotton Candy & Popsicles Cotton Candy And Popsicles Crop Circles Crossing the Bridge Crossing Thy Bridge Crystal Ball Daises Daisies Dead Body Man Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel) Dead Body Man (Original) Dead End Dead End W/ice T Dead End w/Ice T" Dead End w\/Ice T\ Dead Pumpkins Deadbeat Moms Dear ICP Demon Face Demon Faces Detroit Car Jackin’ Diemuthafuckadie! Dirt Ball Do It - Shaggy 2 Dope Dog Beats Dog Catchers Dogbeats Dot Com Down With the Clown Dreams Of Grandeur Duke of the Wicked Echo Side Echoside Eminem's Mom Every Day I Die Every Halloween Everybody Rize Everyday Everyday I Die F*ck the World Falling Apart Fat Sweaty Betty Fearless Feels So Right First Day Out Flamethrower Fly Away Fonz Pond For The Maggots Forever Forever (Extended Geto Mix) Freaky Creep Show Freaky Tales Free Studio - The Entire Hatchet Family Fuck Dem Fuck My Dad (Richard Bruce) Fuck Off Fuck the World Fuck The World (Clean) Fuck The World Fuck The World_** Fxck My Dad (Richard Bruce) Gang Related Get Clowned (Remix) Get Geeked Get Geeked (Feat. Twiztid) Get Off Me Dog! Get Off Me Dog Get Off me, Dog! Get Ya Wicked On Get Your Wicked On Ghetto Freak Show Ghetto Rainbows Ghetto Rainbows (Soft Ass R-N-B Remix) Ghetto Style Ghetto Zone Graverobbers - Dark Lotus Graveyard Great Milenko Great Milenko Phone Skit Growing Again Guess My Religion Guess My Religon Guts On The Ceiling Halloween on Military Street Halls of Illusions Halls Of Illusions (Clean) Hate Her To Death Haunted Bumps Headless Boogie Hell's Forecast Hell's Pit - Angel's Falling Hell's Pit - Basehead Attack Hell's Pit - Manic Depressive Hell's Pit - Real Underground Baby Hell's Pit - The Night Of The 44 Hell's Pit - Walk Into The Darkness Hell's Pit- 24 Hell's Pit- Bowling Balls Hell's Pit- Buring Up Hell's Pit- C.p.k's Hell's Pit- Everyday I Die Hell's Pit- In My Room Hell's Pit- Sedatives Hell's Pit- The Witch Hell's Forecast Hellalujah Hells Forecast Hells' Pit -truly Alone Hey Vato High Rise Hokus Pokus Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix Holloween on Military Street Hollywood, I'm Coming Hollywood, I'm Coming - Twiztid Hollywood, I'm Coming Homies Homies (Remix) Hound Dogs House of Horrors House Of Mirrors House of Wonders How How Does It Feel? How Many Times How Many Times? Hum Drum Boogie I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em I Do This! I Don't Care I Don't Wanna Die I Don't Wanna Die I Don’t Care I Found A Body I Hate Santa I Hate Santa Claws I See the Devil I Stab People I Stuck Her With My Wang I Stuck Her With My Wang I Want My Sh*T I Want My Shit I'll Keep My Hatchet I'm Coming Home I'm Not Alone I'm Coming Home I’m Sweet I’ll Keep My Hatchet I’m Not Alone I’mma Dickhead ICP - What Is A Juggalo If If I Was a King If I Was A Serial Killer If I Was King If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em If You Can’t Beat ’em Join ’em Imma Kill U In My Room In The Haughhh! In Yo Face Insane Insane Clowns for Life Insane Killers Insane Killers (feat. Rob Van Winkle) Interview Into the Light Into Thy Light Intro Intro - Insane Clown Posse, Legs Diamond Intro - To The Light Intro ( Riddle Box ) Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers ) Intro ( The Great Milenko ) Intro ( Tunnel Of Love ) Intro ('Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 5' album) Intro (Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4) Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3) Intro (from The Mighty Death Pop!, 2012) Intro (Great Milenko) Intro (Hell's Pit) Intro (Hell's Pit) Intro (Intelligence & Violence) Intro (Intelligence & Violence) Intro (Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2) Intro (Riddle Box) Intro (The Calm) Intro (The Wraith: Hells Pit) Intro [1998 Hollowicked Concert Intro] Intro [Hidden Track] Is That You? Is That You? - With Kid Rock It It Rains Diamonds It's All Over It's Going Down It's Time It's All Over It's Time It’s Going Down Jack Jeckel Jacob's Word Jacob’s Word Jacobs Word Jake Jeckel Jake Jeckle Joey The Butcher Joke Ya Mind Joke Your Mind Joker & The Juggler \/ Let Me Go Joker And The Juggler / Let Me Go Joker's Wild Juggalo Chant Juggalo Chant (We Will Never Die Alone) Juggalo Family Juggalo Homies Juggalo Homies [Multimedia Track] Juggalo Island Juggalo Juice Juggalo Paradise Juggalo's Paradise Juggla Jump Around Just Another Crazy Chick Just Another Crazy Click Just Another Crazy Clique Just Like That Kept Grindin' Kickin' Kickin' Kickin’ Kickin’ Killin' Spree - Esham Kittiez Knock 2 Dis Mix Kottonmouth Kings \ Kottonmouth Kings Wickit Klown W/icp Leck Mich Im Arsch Let a Killa Let a Killa Fuck You Let It Rain Let Me Go Let's Go All The Way Let’s Go All The Way Life At Risk Like It Like That Lil' Somethin' Somethin' Lil' Somthin' Somthin' Lil' Somthin' Somthin' Lockdown Lost Lost At The Carnival Lost In The Music Love Love For Them Gangstas Love Song Mad House Mad Professer Mad Professor MadHouse Mancow Made Us Maniac Killa (Juggalo Remix) Manic Depressive Marijuanaville Maybe \/ Soopa Maybe/Soopa Meat Cleaver Medley Mental Warp Mexico City Mind of Howard Stern Mind Playin’ Tricks On Me Miracles Mom Song - Violent J Mr Johnson's Head Mr. Happy Mr. Johnson's Head Mr. Johnson's Head Remix Mr. Johnson's Head Mr. Johnsons Head (Remix) Mr. Rotten Treats MrRotten Treats Mrsesame Seed - Violent J And Abk Murda Cloak Murder Go Round Murder Gone Wrong Murder Rap Murder, Murder, Murder My Axe My Fun House My Funhouse My Homie Baby Mama My Homie Baby Momma My Kind Of Bitch My Kinda Bitch My Shine Neden Game Neighbors Are Fighting Never Had It Made New Shit Sampler News at 6 O'Clock News At 6 O'clock Night of The Chainsaw Night of The Chainsaw (Joe Strange Remix) Night Of The Living Baseheads Ninja Nobody Move Nothin' but a Bitch Thang Nothing Left Nothing's Left Nothing’s Left Nothings Left Nuttin' But a Bitch Thang Oddities Off The Track Ol Evil Eye Ol' Evil Eye Old School Pervert Oldie But Goodie Oldie but Goodie - Esham Our Hero Out Out There Out There (feat. Bushwick Bill) Over A Bitch Pain Panties Party At The Top Of The Hill Party in the Woods Pass It To The Sky Pass Me By People Phat Or Wack? Piggie Pie Piggie Pie (Old School) Piggy Pie Piggy Pie (Old School) Play My Song Play With Me Playin' In The Woods (Outtake) Please Don't Hate Me Please Don't Hate Me Posse On Verner Posse On Vernor Prom Queen Psychopathic Psycopathic Pumpkin Carver Pumpkin Carvers Pumpkin Cover Questions R U A Ryda? R-U-A Ryda? Radio Stars Rain Rainbows & Stuff Rainbows And Stuff Raise from the Ground Raise From The Ground! Rare Milenko Phone Skit Real Underground Baby Rebel Flag Red Christmas Red Neck Hoe Red Neck Neck 99 Redneck Hoe Redneck Hoe '99 RedNeck Hoe 99 Renditions Of Reality Rich & Famous Rich And Famous Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us) Riddle Box Ride the Tempest Right Now Ringmaster's Word Ringmaster's Word Rock The Dead Rollin' Over Rollin' Over Rosemary Run Run! Santa Killas Santa's A Fat Bitch Scatter Brain Scrubstitute Teachers Second Hand Smoke Sedatives Shaggy Show She Ain't Afraid She Aint Afraid Shiny Diamonds Shock Shooting Stars Shugston Brooks 1959-2004 (Outtake) Silence Of The Hams Simple And Blunt Six Pedophiles Skitsofrantic Skitzofrantic SKREEEM! SKREEEM!! Skreem! Sleep Walker Sleep Walkers Slim Anus Smoke Break Some F*ckin How Some F*ckin' How - Violent J Somebody Dissin U Somebody's Dissin U Someone's Gonna Die Someone’s Gonna Die Soopa Villians Southwest Song Southwest Strangla Southwest Voodoo Staaaaaaaaale Staaaaaaaaale!!! Stayin' Alive - Abk Still Stabbin' Stomp Suicide Hotline Super Balls Super Star Supernatural Swallow This Nut Swallow This Nut Take It Take It Out on Me Take It! Take Me Away Take Me Home Taste Taste - Esham Terrible The 1st Gathering The Amazing Maze The Blasta The Bone The Clowns Are Back The Dateing Game The Dead Body Man The Dead One The Dirt Ball The Dirtball The Great Milenko The Great Show The Great Show (Original Version) The Joker's Wild The Jokers Wild The Juggla The Killing Fields The Kreayshawn Song The Loons The Love Song The Madness The Might Death Pop! The Mighty Death Pop The Missing Link The Mom Song The Neden Game The New Shxt Sampler The Night Of the 44 The Night Of The Axe The Oddities The Party The Pendulum's Promise The People The Perfect Night The Raven's Mirror The Ravens Mirror The Shaggy Show The Show Must Go On The Sky is Falling The Smog The Staleness The Stalker The Stalness The Tower The Train The Unveiling The witch The World Is Yours The Wraith The Wraith: Shangri-la - Birthday Bitches The Wraith: Shangri-la - Blaaam!!! The Wraith: Shangri-la - Get Ya Wicked On The Wraith: Shangri-la - Murder Rap The Wraith: Shangri-la - Walk Into The Light The Wraith: Shangri-la - Welcome To The Show Think For Yourself Three 6 Mafia w\/ICP & Twiztid Three Rings Thrill of the Kill Thug Pit Thy Intro Thy Ravens Mirror Thy Staleness Thy Unveiling Thy Wraith Tilt-A-Whirl To Catch A Predator To the Light (Intro) Toxic Love Toy Box Traveling Circus True Stories True Stories - Jumpsteady Truly Alone Twiztid Under the Big Top Under The Big Top - Icp Under the Moon Underground Baby Up Ya Ass (Outtake) Vera Lee vera lynn Vomit Vultures Wagon Wagon Walk Into the Darkness Walk Into the Light Walk into Thy Light Warrior Warrior - ABK Wassup (All Love) Watch My Ride Wax Museum We Belong We Gives No F**k We Gives No Fuck We Live - Zug Izland We'll Be Alright Welcome Welcome to the Show Welcome to Thy Show What About Now What About Now? What Is A Juggalo? What's the hell's a ninja? Whatthefuck!?!? When I Get Out When I'm Clownin' When I'm Clownin' (Kuma's Clownin' Remix) When Vampiro Gets High Where's God? Who Asked You Who? Whoop! Whut Why’d I Have To Die Wicked Halloween Wicked Rappers Delight Wicked Wild Wicked Wild - ICP and Esham w\/Fresh Kid Ice and F... Wickit Klown Wickit Klowns Williamsburg Psych Ward Willy Bubba Wind Me Up Witching Hour Wizard of the Ghetto Wizard Of The Hood Wraith Y Y - Zug Izland Yellow Bus You Belong You Should Know Your Rebel Flag Yours Begins Tonight Yuwannahoe - Twiztid Zombie Slide