Can you wear the blue dress, tonight, pleasencan you wear the perfume i like, tonight pleasenand will you laugh at all my jokes, tonight pleasenand when the resturant catches fire i'll carry you through the smokennall this to say, my audience is waitingnall this to say, you're not real and we're not datingnnCan we stroll hand in hand down the avenuenI'll make the moon give off light that looks good on younand if it rains please don't get scarednI'll wrap us in my coat and we'll be safe in therennAll this to say, my audience is waitingnall this to say, you're not real and we're not datingnnYou're not realnyou're not supposed to bennow im supposedly ridding myselfnof all of this, all this romantic bullshitnnAll this to say