Somebody's Getting Married - The Marriage
Muppets
Jeff MossBear:Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!Bear 2:Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married!Bear 3:Whoa, somebody's getting married!Pops:Somebody's getting married???Lew Zealand:Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed!Group:Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's gettingsomebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebodysomebody...! [etc.]Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter:Somebody get some flowers!Somebody get a ring!Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!Kermit:Somebody get an organ to play!Singing Tuxedos:Cause somebody's getting married today![a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played]Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla:Somebody get a preacher!Somebody bake a cake!Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!Miss Piggy:Somebody get a sweet negilee!Singing Veils:Cause somebody's getting married today!Swedish Chef:Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink!Men:Somebody get champagne!Somebody rent a room!Girls:Somebody get the lovely bride!And somebody get the-_ Men:Somebody get the-[Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word beinggroom of course...]Both:Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!Female Voices:Somebody get this wedding underway!Swedish Chef:Cus sue-one gettink marrink today![Musical bridge]Bear Family:Somebody getting married....today![In Church]Ernie:Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late?Bert:No, they're be here any minute!Cookie Monster:Oh boy, me can hardly wait.Pops:Isn't this exciting--it's the wedding of the year!Sam The Eagle:Well, can't we start without them?Muppet News Anchorman:No, you can't until they're here.Sam: Hmm.Chorus of Penguins:They're fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now![Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells]Miss Piggy:He'll make me happyEach time I see himHe'll be the reasonMy heart can singHe'll stand beside meAnd now I'm everything.Kermit:She'll make me happyEach time I hold herAnd I will followwhere my heart may leadAnd she'll be all I'll ever needBabies:Days go passing into yearsOld Ladies:Years go passing day by day.Audience (with sobbing heard):She'll make him happyNow and foreverUntil forevertheir love will growShe only knowshe'll make her happyThat's all she needs to know.They'll be so happyNow and foreverUntil forevertheir love will grow-Miss Piggy:I only knowHe'll make me happyThat's all I need...to...know...Fozzie: (whispering): Hey, Gonzo, I thought you were going to play thepriest?Gonzo: (enthralled): Shhhh!Priest:Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you?Miss Piggy:I do...Priest:Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?Kermit:Well, I? Well....I...?Priest:Do you?Kermit:(gulp). I do...Priest:Then because you share a love so bigI now pronounce you frog and pig.[THE Kiss.]Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossedor throw themselves across the aisle.Kermit:What better way could anything end?Hand in hand with a friend.FIN
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